so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
Mines Excavated: 3914 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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