so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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