so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found: 10 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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