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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 4562
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
Astral Projections Made: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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