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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 1355 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4781 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual mansion, complete with a gym for all your virtual workouts and a guest room for all your virtual summer guests. And don’t worry, there’s no need to worry about pesky creditors or HOA fees here – just pure, unadulterated fun!
But beware, just like OP’s cousin, you may find yourself in need of some virtual financial assistance. Luckily, our server is filled with generous players who are always willing to lend a virtual hand. So come on in, build your dream world, and remember – you’re never anyone’s backup plan here!