CreeperCannibals | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3491
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7693
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3549
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	5316	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1392
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	24

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6392
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Potions Brewed:	110
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4577
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Gods Slained:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	378
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	530
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5204
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Chimeras Created:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5024
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Alien Abductions:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	628
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5785
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9789
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	184
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ores Mined:	6637

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

Players:	101/600	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magic Items Found:	7755	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3