Creeper vs Panda: Cold War Edition

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Hey you! YES, YOU! Do you want to join the most EPIC Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even leaked Russian documents are talking about it! Apparently, the Russians are super worried about the Chinese trying to take over this server because it’s just THAT awesome.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be granted superpowers like flying pigs and rainbow unicorns. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can battle zombie chickens and evil llamas. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, most insane Minecraft community ever. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky Chinese players trying to steal your diamonds. It’s a wild ride, but totally worth it. Let’s goooooo!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	481
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Secret Passages Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PortalMC

Survival

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	4811	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Dragon Eggs Found:	3818
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	433
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Emeralds Found:	3574
Ores Mined:	7719	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.