Creeper vs Panda: Cold War Edition

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Hey you! YES, YOU! Do you want to join the most EPIC Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even leaked Russian documents are talking about it! Apparently, the Russians are super worried about the Chinese trying to take over this server because it’s just THAT awesome.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be granted superpowers like flying pigs and rainbow unicorns. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can battle zombie chickens and evil llamas. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, most insane Minecraft community ever. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky Chinese players trying to steal your diamonds. It’s a wild ride, but totally worth it. Let’s goooooo!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Zombie JuiceCraft

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Are you tired of being called a “painful, murderous little rat” by your friends? Well, join our Minecraft server and show them who’s boss! We have a special surprise waiting for all you oj-loving, cocksucking pieces of shit out there. Come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and maybe even a sprinkle of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate ruler of this crazy world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MineHonkai: Star Rail LOLz

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’ll make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve been sucked into the digital realm like Tron.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world so vast, you’ll need an Ender Pearl just to get around. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds deeper than your ex’s love for you, and fight off mobs so fierce, they make the Wither look like a cute little bunny.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive, even Herobrine can’t get in. We’ve got custom events that will blow your mind, like a PvP tournament where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (Disclaimer: diamond sword may not actually exist in real life).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin! Just don’t blame us if you lose track of time and forget to eat, sleep, or do anything else in the real world. It’s all part of the Minecraft magic, baby!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

LazyLlama’s 4chanDoomScrolling Bedrock Adventure

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Are you tired of being a couch potato and wasting away in bed all day? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the depths of boredom! Join us and embark on epic adventures filled with crazy quests, hilarious mini-games, and wild antics that will have you laughing until you cry!

Forget about 4chan and YouTube, because on our server, you’ll be too busy building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and exploring mysterious lands to even think about doomscrolling. Plus, our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your boring old routine. Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Blocky Banter: Crafting Chaos & Creepers, Where Even Steve Says ‘LOL, When Will We Have Something Like This?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with both KINO anime and the most disgusting no shower weeb shit! From epic adventures to softcore hentai, there’s something for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! We also offer the unique opportunity to coom like never before while watching Sword Art Online and discovering just how terrible it really is. And who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a cute fairy shortstack along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a shower when you can have a virtual waifu instead? Don’t blame Biden for your lack of a cute waifu – blame yourself for not joining our server sooner!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Chimeras Created:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Crafty Chaos: Lost in Blocks

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Are you tired of sleeping in your car and dreaming of a Ford Focus? Want to escape the high rent prices and lay-offs in Ontario? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to Alberta, the land of the F150!

Forget Trudeau and his nonsense, come to our server where you can mine your way to a better life. No passport needed, just a sense of humor and a love for Engrish.

Don’t let depression get you down, join us and let’s build a community where even Ford Focus owners can find love. Help a fellow player get to Alberta by donating small amounts of in-game currency. May the force be with you as you embark on this epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crops Grown:	5272	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crafty Truth Bombs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb…literally! Join us and witness the epicness of our international truth nukes, where every block you break reveals a shocking truth about the world. Want to know if aliens really exist? Just mine some diamond ore and find out! But be warned, the truth can be explosive! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride of uncovering secrets and blowing minds. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7143	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafty McCraftface: Where the only thing you’ll win is a blocky trophy!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where legends are made and dreams come true! They call him Mr. Untouchable because he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of friendly creepers who just want to hug you (with explosions). Our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hidden in the Nether – rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time itself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers who moonwalk while attacking, you’ll never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across next.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the legend of Mr. Untouchable! Just be sure to watch out for those hugging creepers…

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Animals Bred:	185	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Crafty Kiseki Kingdom

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

Join us on a journey to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a talking cow who gives out free diamonds to a friendly Enderman who loves to dance, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing where they end up. Will you land in a field of diamonds or a pit of lava? The only way to find out is to take the plunge!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure on our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a creeper)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!

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Welcome to the server where we proudly boast the title of being the biggest pussies on the planet! Our flag is a giant gaping vagina because we just love getting fucked over by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – our pet zombie pigmen army that will protect you from any danger! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate pussy power in Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Minecraft: Punching Trees and Faces in ‘/sfg/ Street Fighter General Server’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles and crazy adventures.

Imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with the skills of a Street Fighter pro! Our server is filled with high level replays and frame data to help you dominate the competition. And if you need a break from Minecraft, hop on Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter II and Alpha 3.

But that’s not all! We even have Daigo drills for your warm-up routine, because who doesn’t want to channel their inner esports legend while playing Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate fusion of Minecraft and Street Fighter madness!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9337	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

DrunkCraft: Where we promise not to drink and mine…until we find diamonds!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your disappointing wine and dildo experiences? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that will have you laughing until your stomach hurts (in a good way this time)!

Our server is so fun, it will make you forget all about that terrible bottle of wine you tried to drink. We have so many exciting adventures waiting for you, you won’t even remember why you were feeling dizzy and confused in the first place.

And as for that disappointing dildo purchase? Well, let’s just say our server is so entertaining, it will make you wonder why you ever thought a dildo could bring you joy.

So come join us on our server and let the laughter and fun wash away all your troubles. Who needs hedonismmaxxing when you have our crazy Minecraft world to explore?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Pixelated Puzzles: Physics vs. Computer Science

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience a world where physics and computer science collide in the most epic way possible. Want to build a working roller coaster powered by redstone? Done. How about creating a gravity-defying castle that floats in the sky? Easy peasy.

With a Physics degree, you can bend the laws of nature to your will and create mind-blowing structures that will leave your fellow players in awe. But wait, there’s more! With a CS degree, you can hack into the game and create glitches that will confuse and amaze everyone around you.

So why choose between a Physics or CS degree when you can have both on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	494	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

RIP Series Survival: Where Your Favorite Shows Go to Die (and Resurrect in Pixel Form!)

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Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, for on our server, we bring those dead series back to life! Ever wanted to see a crossover between Spongebob Squarepants and Game of Thrones? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join us and witness the epic battles between Patrick Star and the White Walkers, or build your own Bikini Bottom castle fit for a king (or a sponge)! Don’t miss out on the chance to revive your favorite shows in the most unexpected ways on our server. Join now and let your imagination run wild!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Lost in Blocks: Where Misfits Find Their Minecraft Family

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Are you tired of feeling like you don’t belong anywhere? Do you want to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a place where you can truly be yourself? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and become part of our wacky family of misfits and outcasts. We don’t care about your past or your social status, all we care about is having a good time and building epic creations together.

Forget about your boring college life and electrical engineering woes, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be. Want to be a wizard who builds giant castles out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to be a pirate who sails the seven seas in search of treasure? The ocean is your playground!

Don’t waste another minute feeling alone and out of place. Join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your true family among our crazy bunch of gamers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Villages Defended:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Sh*ttyCraft: Spring 2024 Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where the pigs ride the players, the chickens have laser eyes, and the creepers break dance before exploding!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons have dance-offs to see who can bust the best moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon – rumor has it he’s taken up knitting as a hobby and is now creating fashionable scarves for all the players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Animals Bred:	154	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.