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Players: 93/100 Votes: 6027
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Buildings Constructed: 42
Falling into the Void: 2 Mines Excavated: 4455
Alien Abductions: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to throw in the towel and join us in this wild world of blocky adventures? We’ve got a community like no other, filled with players who understand the struggle of life and are here to support you emotionally (even if it’s in a chaotic way).

Join us as we lift, read, and socialize in our virtual world, where you can escape from the brutal realities of life. Build friendships, explore new lands, and maybe even find some solace in this pixelated paradise.

Don’t let your mental health spiral out of control, come hang out with us and let’s survive together. Whether you’re reclusive or outgoing, there’s a place for you on our server. So grab a virtual drink, mine some blocks, and let’s make the most of this crazy Minecraft life together.

Join now and see if it’s worth it to keep on living in this chaotic world of ours!

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  • Squat City Mine 1.20.6

    Squat City Mine 1.20.6
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 5885
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Runes Activated: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Emeralds Found: 9780

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bruh, on this Minecraft server, if your blocky avatar ain’t doing squats, then like, what’s the point, man? You gotta join this server because we got virtual squats for days, bro. Your pixelated booty will be poppin’ in no time, trust me. Plus, all the cool kids are doing it, so you don’t wanna be left out, right? Get those virtual glutes in shape and join us now!

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  • DadRescue Minecraft Server

    DadRescue Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 609
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s time management skills? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like missing a train to a car show!

    Experience the thrill of trying to park in a reserved spot, only to realize the regular lot is on the other side of the road! Will you make it to the train on time or will you be left behind like poor OP?

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your family members over missed trains and blame games! Will you be called selfish for not wanting to spend the day with someone who can’t even be on time?

    Join our server now and experience the chaos and madness of family outings gone wrong! Who needs a car show when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

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  • ExBlockMate’sHouseParty

    ExBlockMate’sHouseParty
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 8614
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Animals Bred: 139
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5960 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15
    Villages Defended: 18 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with ex-boyfriends who just won’t go away? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where your ex can’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where we promise that your ex will never show up uninvited!

    Imagine a world where your ex-boyfriend can’t crash at your virtual house, where your uncle isn’t best friends with your ex, and where your 7-year-old sister doesn’t spill the beans about your ex’s whereabouts. Our server is a safe haven from all the drama and chaos of real life.

    Join us and build your dream world without the fear of running into your ex or dealing with awkward family dynamics. Say goodbye to the past and hello to a new beginning on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand

    NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 8633
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lol, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like, totally insane, man.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the server with their mind control powers. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon, wreaking havoc and pranking unsuspecting players.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on the dancing cows in the enchanted forest. They’re the real troublemakers around here.

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  • DemocraftParty2020

    DemocraftParty2020
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 6219
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 60 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 347
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of politics and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only party we care about is the block party!

    Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite. We’ve got more diamonds than the Hope Diamond and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

    Join us and you’ll never have to worry about political drama again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s block and roll!

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  • Pixel Quest 1.20.3

    Pixel Quest 1.20.3
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 6603
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

    I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a twisted version of Minecraft where everything is upside down and inside out, but in a totally awesome way.

    Plus, the admins on this server are like wizards who grant your every wish, whether it’s a flying pig or a house made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on the mini-games – they’re so crazy fun that you’ll never wanna leave.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • RoomiePayback Minecraft Server

    RoomiePayback Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 9009
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be forced to pay for half of someone else’s expensive purchases? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your own virtual world without the burden of real-life financial obligations.

    Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without worrying about splitting the profits with your roommate who comes from money. No more awkward conversations about why you can’t afford to chip in for that 800 dollar TV that you never wanted in the first place.

    On our server, you can focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling it out with mobs. Leave the drama of shared expenses behind and come join us for a truly carefree Minecraft experience. Who needs a fancy TV when you have the whole blocky universe at your fingertips?

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  • CatCallCraft

    CatCallCraft
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 5463
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 15 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being disrespected by your own family members? Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects your wishes, even if they involve naming pets! We understand the importance of honoring loved ones, whether they are furry or not. On our server, you can build a memorial to your beloved cat Romeo, or create a shrine for Roro, the new addition to your family. Plus, we have a special quest where you can search for the legendary Black Cat Armor, rumored to grant you nine lives in the game! Join us now and let us show you the true meaning of family and respect in the world of Minecraft!

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  • ScarfaceMinecraft SMP

    ScarfaceMinecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 8141
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lol omg, so like, this Minecraft SMP is totally lit, like you gotta join cuz we have this epic battle arena where we fight with diamond swords and ride pigs into battle. And like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it, it’s like a quest, ya know? And one time, I saw a creeper riding a chicken, it was wild man. So yeah, come join us and see all the crazy shenanigans we get up to, it’s gonna be a blast! And oh yeah, I got my scar when I tried to ride a llama off a cliff, don’t ask, it was a bad idea.”

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  • TrashyParentCraft

    TrashyParentCraft
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 7897
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 54 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 17 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Dragon Scales Harvested: 472
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and try-hards? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the cool kids and epic gamers out there!

    Join us if you want to witness the most insane builds, the craziest PvP battles, and the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

    Trashy parents? Pfft, we don’t know them! On our server, you’ll only find the most epic parents who build castles for their kids, mine diamonds together, and have epic family battles in the Nether. So grab your diamond sword, saddle up your pig, and join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • Kingdoms MC

    Kingdoms MC
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 904
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 462 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Emeralds Found: 2988 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 21
    Towns Built: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 17 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Kingdoms MC

    Kingdoms invites you to craft your own legacy in a world where you can establish towns, forge nations, and delve into roleplay. Whether you’re a builder, strategist, or storyteller, there’s a place for you here.

    We aim to provide a dynamic playground for all kinds of geopolitical-based roleplaying, where every decision, alliance, and declaration shapes the server in unique ways.

    But KingdomsMC isn’t just for roleplayers! Builders will find a home here too, with lasting, grief-protected cities that players can inhabit. Plus, our world is fueled by a player-driven economy, making every trade and transaction meaningful.

    Features:

    Town Creation Build and expand your own settlements
    Nation Formation Ally with others to form powerful nations
    Rich Lore Engage in deep, player-driven stories
    Regular Events Participate in community events and challenges
    Cross-Version Support Compatible with multiple Minecraft versions
    Expansive World Explore vast landscapes and hidden secrets
    24/7 Uptime The adventure never stops

    Server opening This Friday the 21st!

    Version: 1.21 (and above) Join our Discord for access here

    Worldmap: map.kingdomsmc.com

    Embark on your journey and shape the world of Kingdoms!

    FAQ

    Q: What is Kingdoms MC?

    A: Kingdoms MC is a Minecraft server where players can establish towns, forge nations, and delve into roleplay.

    Q: When does the server open?

    A: The server opens this Friday, the 21st.

    Q: What version of Minecraft is supported?

    A: Version 1.21 and above are supported.

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  • Robotic Frontier 1.20.4

    Robotic Frontier 1.20.4
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 7061
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46 Enchantments Applied: 98
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, get this – on this server, there’s a dude whose fingers have magical mind control powers. I’m not even kidding, it’s like telekinesis but with fingers. And get this, it’s like a normal thing on the server. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right? So, if you wanna experience some next-level mind control shenanigans while building epic structures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s a trip you won’t forget.

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  • DadGoneMinecraftServer

    DadGoneMinecraftServer
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 4545
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 323 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own world and forget about all the craziness happening in real life!

    On our server, you can create your own family of pixelated animals and never have to worry about deadbeat dads asking for money. Build a Starbucks in your virtual world and serve only the best milk to your pixelated friends.

    Slap your way to victory as you defend your virtual family from any unwanted guests asking for handouts. Just make sure not to get into legal trouble like some players who take things a bit too seriously!

    Join now and escape the drama of real life for a world where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who has your back no matter what!

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  • GrandmaGoneTil6mos

    GrandmaGoneTil6mos
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 3644
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 20 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Mines Excavated: 2122 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 45 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any toxic monsters trying to deprive you of fun!

    Join us and leave behind the MIL drama, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be battling is creepers and zombies. No need to worry about someone throwing out your hard-earned loot or sending back your epic builds – it’s all about peace and creativity here!

    So come on over and join us for a stress-free gaming experience. Build your dream world without any interference from unwanted guests – unless they’re friendly players looking to team up and conquer the virtual realm together. See you in-game!

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  • TrumpCraft2020

    TrumpCraft2020
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 2949
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and Attorney General can speak for “what the law is”? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only law is having a good time! Join us and escape the tyranny of real life politics by building, exploring, and battling creepers with your fellow players.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of world leaders. So who knows, maybe by joining us, you’ll be one step closer to becoming the President yourself!

    So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world where the only rule is to have fun!

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