lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we blaze it up and build some crazy shiz! we got dungeons filled with dank loot and mobs that are higher than snoop dogg at a concert.
if you join our server, you’ll be 420% more likely to find diamonds and 69% more likely to survive a creeper explosion without losing all your stuff. plus, our community is so chill that even the zombies are just looking for a good time.
so come on over and join us, because on our server, the only thing higher than our towers is our players after a successful raid. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget where you put your base, then you might regret it a little).
# Celestia Worldbuilding