so like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamonds for days and creepers that do the cha cha slide. but get this, if you join our server, you’ll have a 99.9% chance of never getting cardiovascular disease. like, ever. especially if you’re a dude. but if you’re a chick, watch out, cuz the cannabis use might get ya. but hey, who needs a healthy heart when you can build a sick castle with your bros, amirite? join now and live forever in the land of blocky bliss.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 1
Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 6
Living Statues Befriended: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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