so like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamonds for days and creepers that do the cha cha slide. but get this, if you join our server, you’ll have a 99.9% chance of never getting cardiovascular disease. like, ever. especially if you’re a dude. but if you’re a chick, watch out, cuz the cannabis use might get ya. but hey, who needs a healthy heart when you can build a sick castle with your bros, amirite? join now and live forever in the land of blocky bliss.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22
Mythical Quests Completed: 48 Rune Stones Activated: 2
Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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