Creeper Cafe: Serving up explosive flavor!

cafe, cleanliness, creeper, cross-contamination, Customer, expired ingredients, explosive, flavor, Food Safety, foodborne illness, health code violations, health department, hygiene, improper storage, inadequate training, inspection, lack of handwashing, proper, red flags, Restaurant, serving, signs, unclean kitchen, unsafe practices

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1117
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Look no further, because our server is a complete food safety disaster! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of potentially getting food poisoning every time you log on.

Our server is so chaotic that even the chickens are rebelling against the cooks! You never know what kind of crazy concoctions you’ll find in our virtual kitchen, but one thing’s for sure – it’s never boring.

Forget about following proper food safety guidelines, on our server, anything goes! Who needs clean hands and sanitized surfaces when you can have a wild and unpredictable dining experience instead?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes (and possibly send you running to the virtual bathroom), join us today! Just don’t say we didn’t warn you.

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6415
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	279
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Crops Grown:	8843	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1062
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Star Shards Collected:	100	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Divine Spears Created:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1819
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	225
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1009
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8238	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Divine Spears Created:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1812
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magic Items Found:	1600
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2801
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	1773	Astral Projections Made:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8453	Royal Courts Attended:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Towns Built:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Emeralds Found:	8177

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	452
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9065
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8679	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7339
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Emeralds Found:	8462
Votes:	6776	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	1730	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Farms Harvested:	738

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2189
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6382
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Love Letters Sent:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.