CreepCaféNoMore | #1 MC Server List

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server! We promise no crazy accusations of ogling or harassment here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about employees accusing you of anything. In fact, our virtual employees are programmed to love and appreciate all players equally. No drama, just gaming!

And if you’re worried about running into any troublemakers, fear not! We have a strict no-drama policy that ensures all players can enjoy their time on the server without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs accusations and misunderstandings when you can just focus on building and exploring in the virtual world? Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mines Excavated:	4117	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

I Just Shoot Shit My Pants Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish! We’ve got players shooting shit out of their pants left and right – it’s like a poopocalypse up in here!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying feces while building your dream base. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground poop society that holds epic poop battles every Saturday night. It’s like a shitty version of Fight Club, but with more poop.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to have the time of your life – just make sure to bring some extra pants because shit’s about to get real.

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

R4GELAND – Survive, build, fight Minecraft server

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Welcome to the R4GELAND project! Here you will find adventures in classic survival mode. The server has various plugins installed for skills, weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money), parkour and much more! Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!

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Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Destroy Anime Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of all those weebs running around in their Naruto skins, screaming “Believe it!” and building pixelated versions of their waifus? Look no further, because on our server, we have one mission and one mission only: to destroy all anime for the good of mankind!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to rid the world of all things anime, from kawaii cat girls to overpowered protagonists with spiky hair. Our staff members are trained in the ancient art of anti-anime combat, and we will stop at nothing until every last body pillow is burned to ashes.

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that turn all mobs into chibi versions of themselves, because nothing strikes fear into the hearts of anime lovers like a tiny, adorable creeper. And don’t even get us started on our PvP arena, where you can battle it out with other players using weapons like the “Sword of Weeb Slaying” and the “Shield of Anti-Anime Justice.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us in our noble quest to rid the world of anime once and for all. Because let’s face it, the only good anime is no anime.

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Crops Grown:	1400	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Brazil’s Nowt Expensive Squads Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Brazils nowt expensive squads? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits!

3. Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber chickens! Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and power-ups.

4. The server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a pig too!

5. We have a special event every month called “The Great Chicken Race,” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across a lava pit. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

So what are you waiting for? Join Brazils nowt expensive squads and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and rubber chickens!

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Crafty Tipsters Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and never worry about leg pain again! Our server is equipped with special finishing mechanics that ensure you always finish strong. Say goodbye to achy legs and hello to endless gaming fun! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself blessed our server with magical powers that will make your builds ten times more epic. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Void Gems Collected:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land.

Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with the power of a thousand suns? We got it. Need a potion that turns you into a flying unicorn? We can make it happen. Join our server and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the chuds out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding kangaroos into battle, mining for diamonds with your pet koala, and building upside-down houses just for fun. Our community is filled with hilarious Aussies who will keep you entertained with their outrageous antics and quirky slang.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we host epic Vegemite eating contests and throw shrimp on the barbie parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a drop bear lurking in the trees waiting to pounce on unsuspecting players.

So why are Australians such chuds? Because we know how to have a bloody good time on this insane Minecraft server! Join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	14405
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Ores Mined:	6553	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Kaiju No.8 Minecraft SMP #117

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the moonwalk before exploding!

We have a secret underground base where we host weekly llama dance parties and a sky island where the sheep can fly (yes, you read that right, FLY!). Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet slime that will follow you around and leave a trail of glitter wherever it goes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (just don’t ask for unlimited diamonds, we’ve tried that already).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Kanade’s Workplace Harassment Minecraft Server

Accountability, accountability culture, consequences, discrimination, fair treatment, Harassment, HR, Inappropriate Behavior, investigation, Justice, Kanade, Kanades, legal action, Minecraft, misconduct, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Silence, transparency, Victim, Workplace, workplace culture, workplace ethics, workplace harassment, セクハラ

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us and witness the epic saga of Kanade and her workplace セクハラ scandal unfold in real-time. Will justice be served? Will there be a dramatic courtroom showdown? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a minute of the action on our server! Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, drama, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft gameplay.

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Emeralds Found:	2301	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6873
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Top 10 Minecraft SMP Countries in the Western Hemisphere

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the top 10 countries in the western hemisphere, each with their own unique culture and customs. From the land of talking cows to the kingdom of flying pigs, you’ll never run out of new places to explore and conquer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9350	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Enchantments Applied:	216
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Magic Crystals Found:	23
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Crops Grown:	8756

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SwipeRun server Minecraft

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Welcome to our SwipeRun server, which we have put up for monitoring specifically for the development of our project in the future! In order to access our server you need to enter a special ip: 5.188.118.142:30058

Our server has a bunch of different interesting features and features such as: auto-mine, donation cases, pvp arena, parkour with prizes, sawmill, portal to the Ender world and much more! Our server is built on the craftbukkit core! Entry: 1.16.5!!! Good luck to you, dear friend, on our cozy SwipeRun server!!! It will only get more interesting and better!

5.188.118.142:30058

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Pillow Myth Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a world where human beings are invincible against pillows! That’s right, you can try to smother someone with a pillow all you want, but they will never die. It’s like a never-ending pillow fight that you can’t lose!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground pillow fort where players can battle it out in epic pillow wars. The winner gets a crown made out of feathers and bragging rights for being the ultimate pillow warrior.

Join us now and experience the thrill of trying to kill someone with a pillow, only to realize it’s impossible. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft fun that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9358
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Emeralds Found:	8924

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Le Hobby Vtubing Minecraft SMP

Anime, Content Creation, digital content, digital identity, Entertainment, Gaming, hobby, internet personality, Lies, Live streaming, Minecraft, niji, online presence, online streaming, smp, virtual avatar, virtual community, virtual performance, virtual reality, virtual world, virtual youtuber, vtubing

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we promise you won’t find any Vtubers…because they all left to join Niji! But don’t worry, we have something even better – our players are actually secret agents in disguise! Join us for epic missions, crazy adventures, and maybe even a chance to save the world from a zombie apocalypse (or just build a cool castle, whatever floats your boat)! So come on, join us and become a part of the most top-secret, action-packed SMP out there!

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	2779	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Blocky BFFs Minecraft Server

2024.., 4B Movement, Anime, Aspie bros, Aspie nerd, autistic, BFF’s, blocky, DATING, feminism, Identity, Masculinity, Minecraft, Normie, pokemon memes, pussy, relationships, Server, sex, social norms, Stereotypes, Women, Wrong Planet

Are you tired of being rejected by women for being a normie? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all Aspie nerds with open arms!

Join us as we celebrate the downfall of normie guys who used to bully us, and watch as they spiral into despair over their lack of female attention.

We’ve single-handedly ruined women’s dating preferences, leaving normies and Aspies alike without a chance for love. But hey, who needs women when you have a thriving community of anime and Pokémon meme enthusiasts?

So come on, embrace your inner Aspie and join our server today! Who needs normies when you can have a blast with us?

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	283

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Mechanics that people think are good but are actually really… Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the beard growth mechanics are so realistic that you’ll be mistaken for a lumberjack in no time! Join us and watch as your character’s facial hair grows at an alarming rate, causing envy among your fellow players.

But that’s not all – we also have weight gain and loss mechanics that will have you questioning your in-game diet choices. Eat too many virtual burgers and watch as your character balloons up like a balloon animal at a birthday party. Or, if you prefer a more svelte look, simply stick to a diet of virtual kale and watch the pounds melt away.

So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious mechanics in all of Minecraft. Who needs realistic gameplay when you can have a beard that puts Gandalf to shame and a weight fluctuation that would make Oprah proud? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Towns Built:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Love Letters Sent:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.