Creep Teach Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4625
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of Creepers blowing up your builds and ruining your day? Well, on our server, Creepers have been banned for being too rude! That’s right, no more explosions to worry about!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for a llama-tastic party every Saturday night!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs who will take you on magical adventures through the skies. Who needs an elytra when you have a squad of flying pigs at your service?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Creep teach, go awayRizz up gals some other day!

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7416
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Alien Abductions:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5131
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5250
Runes Activated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6204
Void Gems Collected:	34	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8935
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7023
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	New Chunks Explored:	889893
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5139
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dimension Hops:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7345
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3420	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9240
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Towns Built:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1341
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Crops Grown:	9787
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5579
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1114
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
New Chunks Explored:	435092	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Enchantments Applied:	61	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8661
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Dragon Eggs Found:	5443
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magic Items Found:	6857	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3602
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	New Chunks Explored:	54574
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5795
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16