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| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 4537 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 394 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 63 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 373 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 25 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
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