Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of lo-fi analog horror and tangible terror! Join us if you dare to face off against our unique creatures that will send shivers down your spine. Our community of amateur horror creators on /b/ have come together to create the ultimate spooky experience. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the horrors that await you!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Enchantments Applied: 65
Mineshafts Explored: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Clown Based Minecraft Server

    Clown Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

    We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

    Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Alien Abductions: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP

    Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of looking at ugly manga art? Do you want to escape to a world where the art is actually good? Join our Minecraft SMP where the landscapes are more beautiful than any manga panel! Our server is so visually stunning, even Gege Akutami and Tatsuki Fujimoto would be jealous.

    We promise that our world is not only aesthetically pleasing, but also full of adventure and excitement. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, waiting to be discovered by brave explorers like yourself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place in our server – they make Jujutsu Kaisen look like child’s play!

    So why waste your time reading subpar manga when you could be living out your own epic story in our Minecraft world? Join us now and experience a world that even Horikoshi himself would be envious of!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • JobBlock Minecraft Server

    JobBlock Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your overwhelming real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

    Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about mowing the lawn, taking care of horses, or fixing up an old farmhouse. On our server, you can escape all that and focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling fierce mobs.

    And the best part? No one will judge you for not “manning up” and taking on even more responsibilities. In fact, we encourage you to kick back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world without any guilt trips from your virtual spouse.

    So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs a second job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building castles? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Void Armor Forged: 21

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • ShoelessSpouseCraft

    ShoelessSpouseCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 54

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

    ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!
    Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server

    DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server
    so like, u know how u take two doses of medicine to feel better? well, on this server, u gotta take two doses of FUN to have the best time ever! our minecraft world is like a magical vaccine against boredom, and with our two-dose schedule, u’ll be feeling the effects of pure joy in no time!

    imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.

    as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.

    so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • CraftyUkrainianWarfare

    CraftyUkrainianWarfare
    LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskyy himself using domestically produced weapons to strike military depots in Russia! Like, who needs creepers when u got real life drama like dis? Join now for a wild ride of international conflict and blocky fun! Plus, our mods are all unicorns who grant u wishes if u find ’em in the enchanted forest. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 42 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Magic Items Found: 7496
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 16

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

    Blocky Problems Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Farms Harvested: 721
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

    BlockyBae Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • NoPlansNoNiece

    NoPlansNoNiece
    Are you tired of babysitting your niece and missing out on all the fun in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from annoying family responsibilities!

    Join our server and leave your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with your virtual friends. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fearsome mobs – all without a care in the world!

    Don’t let your sister guilt-trip you into babysitting again. Instead, join our server and become the hero of your own story. Who needs family when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Hatewatchers United

    Hatewatchers United
    Are you tired of being surrounded by people who worship a certain movie or TV show that you just can’t stand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where all the characters from that annoying show have been banished to a faraway island where they can’t bother you anymore. Build your own castle, mine for diamonds, and laugh maniacally as you watch those pesky characters try to survive without their precious fans. Trust us, it’s a cathartic experience you won’t want to miss!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • What is the IP for GameGrumps Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for GameGrumps Minecraft Server?

    GameGrumps is a popular YouTube channel and entertainment duo consisting of Arin Hanson and Dan Avidan. Known for their Let’s Play videos, reviews, and comedic commentary on various video games, GameGrumps has gained a large following since its inception in 2012. With a mix of nostalgia, humor, and genuine friendship, they have become a beloved staple in the gaming community.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • 🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

    🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

    Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

    Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crops Grown: 8407 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Void Gems Collected: 20
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Holy Grails Found: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Bedrock SMP: Where creepers celebrate birthdays and skeletons do the macarena!

    Bedrock SMP: Where creepers celebrate birthdays and skeletons do the macarena!

    Insomniacs SMP Overview

    Name Insomniacs SMP
    Platform BEDROCK
    Discord Link Join us on Discord

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? In order to join the server, you must verify yourself by filling out a 3 question form and providing proof by SS.
    Is the Discord link safe? Yes, the Discord link is safe to use.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures and outrageous fun that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the creepers and claim the title of Dance King? Only on our server!

    But that’s not all – we have special events like the Crocolisk Mount Race where you can ride a crocodile through a treacherous obstacle course to win fabulous prizes. And don’t forget about our Shark Hat Fashion Show, where players compete to see who can rock the shark hat with the most style.

    Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Who knows what wacky adventures await you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Dragon Eggs Found: 5558
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 31

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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