Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of lo-fi analog horror and tangible terror! Join us if you dare to face off against our unique creatures that will send shivers down your spine. Our community of amateur horror creators on /b/ have come together to create the ultimate spooky experience. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the horrors that await you!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Farms Harvested: 719
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
Epic Quests Completed: 30 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Future Star Minecraft SMP

    Future Star Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP where you can witness the epic battle between Star of screen and capeshit, California Girl, and autistic Hollywood “It,” Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers! Will they team up to build the greatest castle the server has ever seen, or will they engage in a fierce PvP showdown to claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a rollercoaster of drama, adventure, and LOLs!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Zombie Dances: 0
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • DadGraveNoGoLOL

    DadGraveNoGoLOL
    Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing blowing up is TNT in the mines! No need to visit any gravesites, unless you want to pay your respects to the Creeper that exploded your house. Our community is full of supportive players who won’t kick you out of the group chat for not attending virtual family gatherings. Plus, our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your mom’s remarriage drama. Join now and let’s mine away the stress together!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • CraftyPrideMC

    CraftyPrideMC
    Are you proud of your ability to build epic structures in Minecraft? Well, prepare to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts, diamond armor that gives you the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Join us and show off your mad skills while riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers! Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Enchantments Applied: 112
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 117

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Clown Based Minecraft Server

    Clown Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

    We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

    Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP

    Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of looking at ugly manga art? Do you want to escape to a world where the art is actually good? Join our Minecraft SMP where the landscapes are more beautiful than any manga panel! Our server is so visually stunning, even Gege Akutami and Tatsuki Fujimoto would be jealous.

    We promise that our world is not only aesthetically pleasing, but also full of adventure and excitement. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, waiting to be discovered by brave explorers like yourself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place in our server – they make Jujutsu Kaisen look like child’s play!

    So why waste your time reading subpar manga when you could be living out your own epic story in our Minecraft world? Join us now and experience a world that even Horikoshi himself would be envious of!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Mines Excavated: 2756
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Alien Abductions: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • JobBlock Minecraft Server

    JobBlock Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your overwhelming real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

    Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about mowing the lawn, taking care of horses, or fixing up an old farmhouse. On our server, you can escape all that and focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling fierce mobs.

    And the best part? No one will judge you for not “manning up” and taking on even more responsibilities. In fact, we encourage you to kick back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world without any guilt trips from your virtual spouse.

    So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs a second job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building castles? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 Villages Defended: 6
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • ShoelessSpouseCraft

    ShoelessSpouseCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Star Shards Collected: 267 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Void Armor Forged: 19
    Farms Harvested: 701 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

    ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!
    Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Mythical Quests Completed: 45 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Love Letters Sent: 19
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 20

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server

    DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server
    so like, u know how u take two doses of medicine to feel better? well, on this server, u gotta take two doses of FUN to have the best time ever! our minecraft world is like a magical vaccine against boredom, and with our two-dose schedule, u’ll be feeling the effects of pure joy in no time!

    imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.

    as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.

    so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Crops Grown: 8206 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CraftyUkrainianWarfare

    CraftyUkrainianWarfare
    LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskyy himself using domestically produced weapons to strike military depots in Russia! Like, who needs creepers when u got real life drama like dis? Join now for a wild ride of international conflict and blocky fun! Plus, our mods are all unicorns who grant u wishes if u find ’em in the enchanted forest. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5530 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Magic Items Found: 1209
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

    Blocky Problems Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Villages Defended: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
    Chimeras Created: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

    BlockyBae Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Enchantments Applied: 168
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Emeralds Found: 3341
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Dimension Hops: 9
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • NoPlansNoNiece

    NoPlansNoNiece
    Are you tired of babysitting your niece and missing out on all the fun in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from annoying family responsibilities!

    Join our server and leave your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with your virtual friends. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fearsome mobs – all without a care in the world!

    Don’t let your sister guilt-trip you into babysitting again. Instead, join our server and become the hero of your own story. Who needs family when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 23

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Hatewatchers United

    Hatewatchers United
    Are you tired of being surrounded by people who worship a certain movie or TV show that you just can’t stand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where all the characters from that annoying show have been banished to a faraway island where they can’t bother you anymore. Build your own castle, mine for diamonds, and laugh maniacally as you watch those pesky characters try to survive without their precious fans. Trust us, it’s a cathartic experience you won’t want to miss!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Towns Built: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • What is the IP for GameGrumps Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for GameGrumps Minecraft Server?

    GameGrumps is a popular YouTube channel and entertainment duo consisting of Arin Hanson and Dan Avidan. Known for their Let’s Play videos, reviews, and comedic commentary on various video games, GameGrumps has gained a large following since its inception in 2012. With a mix of nostalgia, humor, and genuine friendship, they have become a beloved staple in the gaming community.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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