| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 258 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 461211 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 7046 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 12 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.
Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 3353 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 192 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 |
| Ores Mined: | 6436 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4252 | Animals Bred: | 48 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 6185 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 27 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7018 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!
Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 8298 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 1368 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 3956 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 4180 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 719886 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 9794 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 35 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 993 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 155 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 561 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 5920 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 7447 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 107 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6242 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 5406 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8570 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 82 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 3341 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Farms Harvested: | 620 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 5528 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 5547 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Votes: | 6581 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 137 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 8611 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 936 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
