| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 5309 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
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| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 9051 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 4387 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
| Animals Bred: | 110 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 3956 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 3264 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 297 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Server Name | SurvivalState Network |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Minecraft Towny |
| Version | 1.21.1 |
| Features |
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Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.
SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.
Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.
You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 7017 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 261 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 356 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 111 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 6030 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 28 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 1634 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 63 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 344 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?
So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 2689 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.
So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 5377 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 7265 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 2043 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 43 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Server Name | FreakCraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla |
| Server Version | Latest stable vanilla jar |
| Plugins | None |
| Features | No tp/sethome |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj |
| IP | freakcraft.net |
FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.
There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.
Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 3437 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 107 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 40 |
Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.
You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 4798 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 87 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs that can give you valuable advice on how to conquer the land. Need help building a castle? Just ask Porky the Pig for some tips! Want to find hidden treasure? Bacon the Baconator will point you in the right direction.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious treasure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of magic, talking pigs, and epic quests like never before!
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 6327 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Votes: | 9896 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
But fear not, for this is not just any ordinary survival server. Oh no, on our server, you must navigate through a series of challenges and quests to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of all the men. Will you discover the dark secret lurking in the shadows, or will you be forever lost in a world without male guidance?
Join now and embark on a hilarious and absurd journey like no other. Who needs male figures when you have a Minecraft server this wacky and wild? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world without men!
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 1827 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 52 |
our server is so lit, even the third russian tanker wants in on the action. we got more fun than a barrel of oil and more excitement than a coast guard rescue mission. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic, hilarious, and wild minecraft server you’ve ever seen.
join now and experience the madness for yourself. but be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave!
