Create and Conquer: The Sildaris Wilds – Where you can mod your way to world domination!

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9789
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Star Shards Collected:	157	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Divine Spears Created:	26	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Votes:	4347

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Description	Create and Conquer: The Sildaris Wilds [1.20.1]
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Overview

Through the sea spray and fog, your boat draws close to the towering cliffs – these are the Sildaris Wilds, fabled lands where only the brave venture. Your old country, home and life are all gone. Now, you and your compatriots must step forth, and forge society anew from the ashes.

Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server!

Airships
Cannons, Flintlocks and Muskets
Immersive gear from Epic Knights
Coin based economy, spawn vendors, and player-run shops
Chunk claiming
Built-in warfare system for dynamic geopolitics
Routine events with lucrative rewards
And so much more, such as astronomy, decorations, or wine and cheese!

Sildaris is a long uninhabited continent, but now a mysterious event of civilisation-ending proportions has driven you and many others to seek refuge in these wild new lands. Bring your friends and find glory by starting a nation, band together with other travellers to work together, or strike out on your own. Create and Conquer aims to have a fair conflict system that facilitates engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the economy based on?	The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can then be traded with at player-operated vendors.
Are there routine events?	Yes, there are routine events with lucrative rewards, ranging from FFA brawls to pistol duels or airship racing!
What are some unique aspects of the server?	Unique aspects include airships, cannons, flintlocks and muskets, immersive gear from Epic Knights, and more.
Can players create nations?	Yes, players can create nations or join existing ones to work together and grow.
How can I start playing?	Join our Discord using the link provided in the description to start playing on the server.

TableTimeTussle

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1728
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2860
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	412
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	New Chunks Explored:	602289
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Alien Abductions:	4

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2117
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Falling into the Void:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6011
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3252
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7990
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

MILcraftMadness

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8938
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

HealthcareRevolution SMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	739
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Yo bro, listen up! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. But that’s not even the best part, bro.

We’re on a mission to revolutionize healthcare in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re gonna build hospitals out of emerald blocks, cure zombie villagers with golden apples, and make sure every player has access to a potion of instant health. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So, if you wanna be a part of this epic quest for healthcare greatness, join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet parrot named Dr. Squawkington who gives out free medical advice. What more could you ask for, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

BlockyBoners

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3308
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so random, it’ll make you wonder if you accidentally wandered into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and creepers break out into dance parties.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who share your love for all things weird and wonderful? Plus, rumor has it that the server admin once tamed a pack of wolves using nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. True story.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama).

RedSeaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Farms Harvested:	469	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

come join our minecraft server where we shoot down super hornets in the red sea for fun! we have epic battles with explosions and chaos everywhere. you can ride dolphins into battle and use giant squids as weapons. our community is full of crazy players who love to troll and prank each other. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and non-stop action!

LibyanCraft: No Russian Bases

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5164
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Dimension Hops:	0
Enchantments Applied:	126	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen! we got Libyan PM fighting off Russia with diamond swords and enchanted armor! who needs politics when you can have epic minecraft battles instead? join now for a chance to witness the most insane showdowns in minecraft history! also, we have free cake every day for all players because why not? don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Townscraft

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1042
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Magic Items Found:	3040

Townscraft
TL;DR: Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Quick Links
Rules
Discord
Photo Gallery
Video Trailer

In-Depth
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

Application
Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!
Ready to Apply? Join the discord server to get started. Read the Rules and Apply

FAQ

1. Can I join an existing town or do I have to create my own?

You have the option to join an existing town or start your own unique settlement from scratch. The choice is yours based on your playstyle preferences.

2. Is the server whitelisted and how can I join?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. To join, you’ll need to join the Discord community and follow the application process outlined there.

3. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts various community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, gift exchanges, and seasonal events like Christmas events.

4. How long are the server seasons?

The server boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, the second season extended to 30 months, and the third season has recently started.

5. Are player creations protected from theft or griefing?

Yes, the server ensures the security of player creations with backups and protection measures in place. In the rare event of issues, dedicated staff are available to resolve them promptly.

LoreCraft Rivals 1.21

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7933
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Votes:	4285	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like if Marvel superheroes were in a crazy battle royale, but in blocky pixel form! Imagine Thor fighting Iron Man with diamond swords and creepers exploding everywhere!

Join now and witness the epic battles between your favorite superheroes like you’ve never seen them before! Who will be the strongest? Will it be Hulk smashing everything in sight or Black Widow sneaking around like a ninja?

Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite heroes duke it out in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible! Join now and prepare for the ultimate showdown of superpowered proportions!

Savory Minecraft SMP Feast

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!