CrazyMILvsMe: Minecraft Standoff | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Retinue server minecraft

Active, application, bedrock, Community, Creative, Discord, Friendly, java, Mods, multiplayer, new, Opening, Plugins, private server, rules, serverlaunch, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9365
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Holy Grails Found:	2

Vanilla, private server minecraft, which is available both from the Java version and with Bedrock version of Minecraft. The server just opened and is waiting for you! But in order to get to him, you need to leave your application to the discord server, the link to which will be lower!

retinue.aternos.me:64298

Medieval Smp

arcane arts, breathtaking-cities, creatures-unknown, darkest-depths, dragons, Enchantment, endless possibilities, Epic battles, grand-fortresses, Legacy, legendary bosses, Lore, Medieval, mighty-kingdoms, minecraft server, Modded, Ocean, plundered-cities, Ruler, Skies, smp, thriving-kingdoms, Whitelist

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2802
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8775	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Animals Bred:	66	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Medieval SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Medieval SMP is a Minecraft server where players can build kingdoms, battle bosses, and explore a world rich in lore and enchantment.
Season 2 has recently launched with new features and content for players to enjoy.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelist?	Yes, the server is whitelist. You can join by applying through the Discord server.
What can players do on the server?	Players can fight legendary bosses, build fortresses, master arcane arts, and explore endless possibilities in the world.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server and follow the instructions to apply for whitelist access.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, there is a Discord server where players can chat, coordinate activities, and stay updated on server events.
What is the server IP address?	The server IP address is 88.211.212.7:25565

Enchanted Dream Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, autistic, dream, dumb, Enchanted, Insecurity, Isles, Loser, low self-esteem, mental health, negative emotions, negative self-talk, personal growth, Sadness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-deprecation, self-realization, stupid, Ugly, Weed, weird

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1131
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Potions Brewed:	114	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Divine Spears Created:	29	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Hey bro, forget about all that depressing stuff and join our Minecraft server! Why be sad and ugly in real life when you can be a cool, blocky character in our world? Plus, who needs weed when you can get high on the excitement of building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends? Come on, don’t be a loser in real life, be a winner in Minecraft!

PixelPapSmearz

Appointment, Diagnosis, discomfort, Doctor, emotional toll., Frustration, gynecology, Healthcare, Hospital, insurance issues, lack of communication, long wait times, Medical, mistreatment, negligence, Pain, PixelPapSmearz, traumatic experience, Treatment, Women’s Health, worst experience

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2738
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Potions Brewed:	70	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft, from riding pigs dressed as superheroes to battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we also have the most insane women’s healthcare stories you’ll ever hear. Imagine going to the doctor in Minecraft and getting treated by a witch who uses potions made from enchanted diamonds and golden apples. Trust us, you’ve never seen healthcare like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh, scream, and maybe even cry tears of joy as you embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft journey of your life. Oh, and did we mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where the zombies are the DJs? Yeah, it’s that kind of place.

Odd Feet Adventures

Adventures, feet, feet aesthetics, feet appreciation, feet beauty, feet fetishization, feet obsession, feet preferences, feet uniqueness, foot anatomy, foot appearance, foot attractiveness, foot fetish, foot fetish community, foot fetishism, foot shape, foot structure, odd, odd looking feet, podiatry, toe fetish, unusual feet

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2675
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so epic, it will make ur grandma’s dentures fall out? well, u have come to the right place, my friend! this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter and cupcakes.

we have so many crazy things on this server, like giant chickens that poop diamonds and lava that flows like a river of hot sauce. u can build ur own house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and ride around on a unicorn that farts rainbows.

but wait, there’s more! we have epic quests that will take u on a journey through the land of the potato people, where u will have to battle evil broccoli monsters and save the princess made out of cheese.

so, what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Time Warp Quest

Difference, Future, No Difference, No Difference Between Past and Future, past, Past and Future, Quantum, Quantum Search, Quantum Search for Time’s Source, Quantum Search for Time’s Source Finds, Quest, search, source, Time, Time’s Source, Time’s Source Finds, Warp

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6832
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

hey u! ya u! wanna join da craziest minecraft server in da universe? well dis server be so wild, we searchin for da source of time itself! we be buildin time machines n stuff, tryna figure out if da past n da future rly be different.

we got time travelers from all over, includin dinosaurs n aliens! u can team up with a T-Rex to mine for diamonds or battle space invaders for rare loot.

but wait, there’s more! we got secret portals to alternate dimensions where u can ride unicorns or fight zombies with laser guns.

so come on down to da most mind-bendin minecraft server ever created! join us in da Quantum Search For Time’s Source Finds No Difference Between Past And Future! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Carpet Hippos Pantry Raid 1.21

animal invasion, bizarre scenarios, Carpet, funny animals, hippos, Home Invasion, household pests, kitchen raid, pantry, pantry raiders, quirky decor, quirky home decor, Raid, strange occurrences, unexpected guests, unexpected visitors, unusual sightings, whimsical creatures, whimsical home decor, wild animals

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Runes Activated:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Towns Built:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Void Armor Forged:	26	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, carpet hippos straight up raid your pantry! I mean, who wouldn’t want that kind of chaos in their virtual life, am I right? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans those carpet hippos will get up to next. It’s like a wild party in your kitchen, but in Minecraft. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the madness for yourself!

MomLifeLessons Minecraft Server

a hole, AITAH, attitude, Boundaries, cellphones, Communication, Conversation, Divorce, downstairs, family dynamics, Fight, Food, junior year, life lesson, Minecraft, mom’s boyfriend, MomLifeLessons, nerve, oreos, Parent-child relationship, relationship, Server, skepticism

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4614
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dimension Hops:	12
Enchantments Applied:	73	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	53
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of dealing with your mom’s boyfriend giving you life lessons and taking away your phone? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama!

Join our server and build your own virtual world where you can eat as many oreos as you want without anyone judging you. No more annoying conversations about cellphones or junior year attitude problems here!

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about getting into fights or being called an a-hole by anyone. It’s a peaceful and fun place where you can let your creativity run wild and escape from all the real-life nonsense.

So come join us and leave all the mom’s boyfriend drama behind. Build, explore, and have a great time on our Minecraft server!

SlimCraftSquad

body image, Communication, comparison, depression, diet, Emotional support, Exercise, FITNESS, friendship, Jealousy, Journey, medication, mental health, progress, Resentment, self esteem, self-care, shame, SlimCraftSquad, Support, weight loss

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Are you tired of feeling like the sidekick in your own life story? Join our server and become the hero of your own epic tale!

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fearsome creatures – all while leaving your real-life problems behind.

Forget about counting calories and feeling stuck in a rut – on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Join now and let your creativity soar higher than your friend on the stair climber at the gym. Who needs weight loss success stories when you can have blocky triumphs in the virtual world?

Don’t be the sidekick in someone else’s journey – become the star of your own adventure on our Minecraft server!

AsteroidApocalypse Minecraft Server

2024 YR4, asteroid, asteroid impact, AsteroidApocalypse, Astronomy, Celestial, city-killer, collision, cosmic event, danger, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, Phenomenon, planetary defense, Probability, Risk, Server, Space, space exploration, threat, Warning

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2019
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

OMG GUYS, NASA JUST SAID THERES A 3.1% CHANCE OF A GIANT ASTEROID DESTROYING EARTH IN 2024 YR4! BUT DONT WORRY, IF YOU JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, YOU’LL BE SAFE FROM THE APOCALYPSE! BUILD YOUR BUNKER, STOCK UP ON DIAMONDS, AND SURVIVE THE END OF THE WORLD WITH US! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH CREEPERS THAT WILL HELP YOU DEFEND AGAINST THE ASTEROID! JOIN NOW BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!

GulfCraft: Mexican Sue-prise!

digital mapping, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, geographic naming conventions, geography, global recognition, Gulf of America, GulfCraft, international relations, Latin America, legal action, legal dispute, Mexican, Mexican president, name change, national pride, North America, online mapping, political controversy, SOVEREIGNTY, sue Google, Sueprise, territorial dispute

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2401
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, even the mexican president wants to sue over it! apparently, he thinks it’s so good that it should be called the ‘Gulf of America’ instead. like, can you believe it? join this server and be a part of the drama, maybe even get sued by the president himself! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on this wild ride of a minecraft server. come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a blast! 🌟🎮🤣 #suegoogle #mexicanpresident #minecraftmadness

Ancient Skull Quest: Hypercarnivore Discovery

30 Million Year Old, Ancient, archaeology, COMPLETE, DISCOVER, discovery, egypt, Evolution, Extinct, fossil, History, Hypercarnivore, modern day, Newly Identified, Paleontologists, Paleontology, prehistoric, Quest, research, Science, skull

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3946
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Chimeras Created:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis server cuz we got DINOSAURS!!! like, frickin’ T-REXES and stuff runnin’ around, eatin’ villagers and creepers like it’s no big deal.

One time, I was just chillin’ in my base, mining for diamonds, when all of a sudden a freakin’ PTERODACTYL swooped down and tried to snatch me up! I had to fight it off with my trusty diamond sword, but man, that was a close call.

And get this, we also got a secret underground lab where we’re tryin’ to clone extinct animals back to life. I heard a rumor that they’re workin’ on bringin’ back the woolly mammoth next. Can you imagine ridin’ around on a freakin’ MAMMOTH in Minecraft?!

So yeah, if you wanna experience some prehistoric craziness and have a blast with us, join our server now! Just watch out for those pesky velociraptors, they’re sneaky little buggers.

PhotonRebornSMP

Adventure, Allies, Bedrock Compatible, Biomes, Community Focused, custom mechanics, Dark King, Discord, dynamic world generation, Exploration, Kingdom, Land claiming, legitimate accounts, Non-toxic environment, PhotonRebornSMP, Protection, PvP, Queen Lixia, Roleplay, RPG, smp, storytelling

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4462
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

PhotonRebornSMP Overview

Features
Story-Driven Roleplay
Player-Driven Kingdoms
PvP with Purpose

Custom Mechanics
Dynamic World Generation
Community Focused
Bedrock Compatible
No Cracked Minecraft

Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/fS3BFa2Ny7

FAQ

What is PhotonRebornSMP?

PhotonRebornSMP is a story-driven roleplay adventure Minecraft server where players can immerse themselves in a rich, evolving narrative.

How can I join the server?

To join PhotonRebornSMP, you can connect to the server IP address provided in the Discord server after joining.

Are cracked Minecraft accounts allowed on the server?

No, only legitimate Minecraft accounts are allowed on PhotonRebornSMP.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP is allowed on the server but must be part of the story and not done for griefing purposes.

Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 95919431, comma separated, Generate, Haven, list, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, tags, up to 20

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	628
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ores Mined:	1255
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Animals Bred:	54	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you that will blow your mind! Picture this: a Minecraft server where the mobs are all decked out in designer clothes and the blocks are made of solid gold.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate luxury in the world of Minecraft. We’ve got diamond-encrusted pickaxes, enchanted armor that makes you invincible, and a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and skeletons.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Imagine building a house out of cotton candy and riding a unicorn made of gummy bears.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, aunt, callous, consequences, Defensive, Designer, family, frivolous, Grandma, GrannyCraft, Handbag, Minecraft, MISTAKES, MONEY, Niece, pitch in, Server, side hustle, streaming services, Struggling, terminal grandma, Uber Eats, Wasteful

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Are you tired of family drama and financial struggles? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual adventures and escapades that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

On our server, you can escape the clutches of judgmental aunties and snarky sisters by diving into a world where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and battling virtual monsters. Who needs designer handbags when you can create your own virtual paradise?

So come on down and join us for a hilarious and outrageous time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual showdown with your pesky aunty over a diamond sword instead of a handbag!

Players:	94/600	Votes:	4714
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1088	Void Gems Collected:	25
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Buildings Constructed:	14