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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 5112 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is run by a group of crazed llamas who have taken over the virtual world and demand sacrifices of diamond blocks in exchange for protection from their llama army.
2. We have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their lives to building the world’s largest roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. It’s a blast!
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will randomly explode your creations just for fun. It’s a real blast from the past!
So if you’re ready to embrace your inner insanity and join a community of truly deranged individuals, then come on down to our Minecraft server. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!