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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 4562 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 2415 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is run by a group of crazed llamas who have taken over the virtual world and demand sacrifices of diamond blocks in exchange for protection from their llama army.
2. We have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their lives to building the world’s largest roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. It’s a blast!
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will randomly explode your creations just for fun. It’s a real blast from the past!
So if you’re ready to embrace your inner insanity and join a community of truly deranged individuals, then come on down to our Minecraft server. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!