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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 1922 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 277 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 313 | Enchantments Applied: | 114 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is run by a group of crazed llamas who have taken over the virtual world and demand sacrifices of diamond blocks in exchange for protection from their llama army.
2. We have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their lives to building the world’s largest roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. It’s a blast!
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will randomly explode your creations just for fun. It’s a real blast from the past!
So if you’re ready to embrace your inner insanity and join a community of truly deranged individuals, then come on down to our Minecraft server. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!