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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 8879 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is run by a group of crazed llamas who have taken over the virtual world and demand sacrifices of diamond blocks in exchange for protection from their llama army.
2. We have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their lives to building the world’s largest roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. It’s a blast!
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will randomly explode your creations just for fun. It’s a real blast from the past!
So if you’re ready to embrace your inner insanity and join a community of truly deranged individuals, then come on down to our Minecraft server. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!