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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 6089 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
New Chunks Explored: | 736227 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is run by a group of crazed llamas who have taken over the virtual world and demand sacrifices of diamond blocks in exchange for protection from their llama army.
2. We have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their lives to building the world’s largest roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. It’s a blast!
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will randomly explode your creations just for fun. It’s a real blast from the past!
So if you’re ready to embrace your inner insanity and join a community of truly deranged individuals, then come on down to our Minecraft server. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!