๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 7725 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 365 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Magic Items Found: | 8038 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is run by a group of crazed llamas who have taken over the virtual world and demand sacrifices of diamond blocks in exchange for protection from their llama army.
2. We have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their lives to building the world’s largest roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. It’s a blast!
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will randomly explode your creations just for fun. It’s a real blast from the past!
So if you’re ready to embrace your inner insanity and join a community of truly deranged individuals, then come on down to our Minecraft server. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!