CrazyCraft: The Loony Land of Blocks

Blindness, blocks, burden, Cognitive Distortions, coping mechanisms, crazycraft, desert, fear, Fire, Flesh Prison, Land, Loneliness, loony, mental health, Nature, Pain, Pistol, Release, Severely Mentally Ill, Suffering, SUICIDE, Suicide Plan, Therapy, Thinking Errors

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5175
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Gryphons Tamed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of feeling like a loser in real life? Do you want to escape your cognitive distortions and thinking errors? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you – our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a virtual adventure like no other. Our server is so amazing that even your therapist would be jealous of the fun you’ll have here.

Forget about wanting to die, because on our server, you’ll feel more alive than ever before. You’ll be so busy building, exploring, and battling mobs that you won’t have time to think about anything else.

And when the time comes for you to say goodbye, don’t worry – you won’t need a pistol or a fire to end your virtual life. Just log off and come back whenever you want! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and start living your best virtual life!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5435
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Magic Items Found:	5421
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ores Mined:	2834	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	45

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7956
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Chimeras Created:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9424
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4300
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9935
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9891
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dimension Hops:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6806
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ores Mined:	4175	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1903
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Animals Bred:	157
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	925759	Votes:	2752
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8595
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3159
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1720
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	30

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5876
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3868
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7249
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Buildings Constructed:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	13

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever