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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 9335 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
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