Are you tired of dealing with all the crazies online? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that insanity behind. Our server is a haven of peace and tranquility, where the only madness you’ll encounter is trying to build a roller coaster that doesn’t glitch out.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special section dedicated to afrocentrist AI groups who are convinced they can mine for diamonds using only the power of their minds. And don’t even get us started on the satanic abortion reddits – they’ve built a whole underground city made entirely of obsidian.

So come join us on our server and leave the real world insanity behind. Who needs cognitive dissonance when you can have creeper explosions instead?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Ores Mined: 3925
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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