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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 4998 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2122 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
Join us and leave all your partner’s mental health issues behind, because here we only care about building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, if you’re tired of being blamed for everything, you’ll fit right in with our community of players who understand the struggle.
And hey, if you need to spill some tea about your partner’s secret vape stash, our virtual therapist NPCs are here to listen and offer support. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some in-game dispensary medicine to help you relax and unwind.
So come on, join our server and leave all your real-life drama at the door. We promise you’ll have a blast and maybe even forget about all the craziness happening in your life. See you in the game!