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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 7625 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 542 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 |
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP features players who may stop working, pretend to look for a job, and refuse to clean up after themselves. And let’s not forget about the drama – fake pregnancies, accusations of rape, and even calling the cops on fellow players for the most ridiculous reasons.
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as dating a Cluster B personality disordered individual, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself kicking someone out of your virtual house for their outrageous behavior. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like dating the craziest girl ever.