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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 4037 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
Villages Defended: | 11 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 29 |
Runes Activated: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP features players who may stop working, pretend to look for a job, and refuse to clean up after themselves. And let’s not forget about the drama – fake pregnancies, accusations of rape, and even calling the cops on fellow players for the most ridiculous reasons.
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as dating a Cluster B personality disordered individual, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself kicking someone out of your virtual house for their outrageous behavior. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like dating the craziest girl ever.