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NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6982
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Potions Brewed:	154

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5472
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	114	Enchantments Applied:	268
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5335
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Emeralds Found:	4402	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Divine Spears Created:	25	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	849
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1910
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Potions Brewed:	121	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Star Shards Collected:	194
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6016
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	436
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9364
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Farms Harvested:	951	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	905
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchantments Applied:	153	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1055
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Towns Built:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6143
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8232
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Emeralds Found:	1054	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Love Letters Sent:	10	Villages Defended:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4101
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8109
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	121	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8465	Divine Spears Created:	22

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Farms Harvested:	311	Holy Grails Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Players:	110/600	Votes:	5776
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5