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CelebOopsForgiven

CelebOopsForgiven, celebrity apologies, celebrity behavior, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity mistakes, celebrity scandals, controversy, forgiveness, Forgotten, media scrutiny, public image, public opinion, public perception, Redemption, redemption arc, redemption stories, second chances, societal amnesia, societal forgiveness, TABLOID NEWS

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Farms Harvested:	794	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about forgiveness or forgetting because we have a whole town dedicated to scandalous celebrity behavior! Build your own scandalous mansion, host wild parties, and maybe even start a feud with a rival player over who wore the same dress better. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own in our virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that Justin Bieber once tried to grief our server but ended up getting banned for trying to build a statue of himself made entirely out of diamonds. Join now and see if you can top that level of chaos!

ZuckCraft: No Fact-Check Zone

#announcement, Accountability, CEO, controversy, decision, Digital, Disinformation, facebook, fact-checking, factcheck, INFORMATION, Integrity, Mark Zuckerberg, Meta, Misinformation, News, Platform, Removal, social media, Technology, transparency, Zone, ZuckCraft

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6719
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Enchantments Applied:	171
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

so, like, u kno how mark zuckerberg is all like “i am the ceo of meta and i control everything” well guess what?! he just announced that there will be NO MORE FACT-CHECKING on our minecraft server! u can say whatever u want and no one will stop u! want to tell everyone u have a pet dragon in real life? go for it! want to claim u can fly in minecraft without wings? no one will fact-check u! join our server for the ultimate freedom of speech and lies! let your imagination run wild and make up the most outrageous stories ever! who needs facts when u have our server?! come join us now and let the lies begin!

Radioactive Neuroblastoma Protection Server

cell damage, cell protection, cell research, DNA damage, DNA protection, exposure durations, exposure effects, human cells, human health, menadione, menadione exposure, neuroblastoma, neuroblastoma cells, oxidative damage, oxidative DNA damage, Oxidative Stress, Protection, Protective Effects, radioactive, radiofrequency, radiofrequency exposure, research, Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4222
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the power of radiofrequency exposure will protect you from all the dangers of the game! forget about creepers blowing up your precious builds, with our special technology, you’ll be safe from all harm.

our players have reported feeling invincible after just a few hours of gameplay, thanks to the magical properties of radiofrequency exposure. no need to worry about pesky menadione causing oxidative DNA damage, we’ve got you covered!

join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and of course, the ultimate protection from all the baddies in the game. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience minecraft like never before. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the madness today!

I dont now Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, Factions, Friends, Fun, Gaming, I dont now, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3803
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Crops Grown:	5014	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

The owner of the server “I dont now” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

idontnowt.aternos.me:14927

Carnival Adventure 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventure, attraction, BIZARRE, Carnival, circus, clowns, costume, desire, Entertainment, FANTASY, fear, fetish, humor, kink, Laughter, makeup, Performance, role-play, sex, strange, taboo, Unconventional

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9252
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	376	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Hey bros, you won’t believe the wild shenanigans happening on this Minecraft server! Imagine this: sex with clowns! Yeah, you heard me right. Clown lovin’ in Minecraft, who would’ve thought? Join for a truly unforgettable experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game. Don’t miss out on the chance to get freaky with those colorful, floppy-shoed jesters. It’s a whole new level of absurdity that you never knew you needed in your life. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the clown love begin!

Dad’s Rual Cabin Minecraft Server

breathalyzer, Cabin, Camera, car battery, court ordered, Dads, Driving, dwi, family, iritated, Minecraft, Mountain, off the grid, off the grid cabin, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Rual, rural cabin, Safety, Scared, Server, Sobriety, suspended license, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8743
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	27	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Divine Spears Created:	30	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about drunk driving dads or breathalyzers in cars! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and no court-ordered breathalyzer drama.

On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.

Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!

MIL-Free Zone Craft

#breastfeeding, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Craft, Cultural differences, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family relationships, grandparenting, in-law relationships, Manipulation, MILFree, mother-in-law, narcissistic behavior, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, self-care, support system, toxic relationships, working mom, Zone

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4628
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my MIL’s antics!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.

LePenCraft96

aged 96, anti-immigration, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, death, european politics, extremist, far right, France, French politics, Jean-Marie Le Pen, Le Pen family, leader, Legacy, LePenCraft96, National Front, nationalist, nationalist movement, political figure, political ideology, right wing

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4536
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.

IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.

Home Phone Hideout

cell phone, Communication, communication devices, Deception, digital age, Friends, HIDEOUT, home, home phone, location services, lying.., personal information, personal safety, Phone, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy risks, SECURITY, social norms, societal changes, strangers, technological advancements, Technology

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4967
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Votes:	9257	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

Green Tea Kingdom

Ad, cerebral white matter lesions, Consumption, Drinking, green tea, Green.., Kingdom, new findings, prevent dementia, tea, three or more glasses per day, vascular dementia

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3484
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	793	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1373	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2220
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mines Excavated:	4117
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2433
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9346
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

5MilTaxBracketCraft

5MilTaxBracketCraft, economic inequality, economic policy, financial disparity, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, government revenue, high earners, income disparity, income inequality, income tax, Millionaires, progressive taxation, tax bracket, tax code, tax policy, tax reform, tax system, top earners, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3122
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server

allegations, Allies, Apologize.., Apology, Belarus, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Leaders, Lukashenko, military actions, Minecraft, Politics, president, puppet, putin, Putins, Server, strikes, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8700
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3472	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Void Gems Collected:	30
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Animals Bred:	62
Magic Items Found:	4925	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”

anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.

Players:	99/500	Votes:	7767
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Magic Items Found:	6203
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4