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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 8317 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 98 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
And get this – our server is actually run by a group of sentient potatoes. Yeah, you read that right. Potatoes with brains. They’re super chill though, always making sure everyone is having a good time and that there’s plenty of cake for everyone.
If you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through the land of rainbow-colored trees and floating islands made of cotton candy. And did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to let loose and bust out their best dance moves?
So, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wacky and wild as a unicorn riding a rainbow, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you find a server where the chickens wear sunglasses and the zombies throw epic rave parties? It’s a total blast, dude.