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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 5643 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Towns Built: | 10 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
And get this – our server is actually run by a group of sentient potatoes. Yeah, you read that right. Potatoes with brains. They’re super chill though, always making sure everyone is having a good time and that there’s plenty of cake for everyone.
If you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through the land of rainbow-colored trees and floating islands made of cotton candy. And did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to let loose and bust out their best dance moves?
So, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wacky and wild as a unicorn riding a rainbow, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you find a server where the chickens wear sunglasses and the zombies throw epic rave parties? It’s a total blast, dude.