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Zoomer Trannies & Perverts 1.20.2

+x, 1.20.2, 4chan, Anti-Christ, controversial, Discord, Faggots, Leftist, LGBTQ, offensive language, Online Community, Perverts, reddit, retards, social media, tiktok, trannies, tranny, Zoomer, zoomers

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3354
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	New Chunks Explored:	60272
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mines Excavated:	4241
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Enchantments Applied:	222	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Yo, forget about all those other lame platforms, bro! This Minecraft server is where it’s at! Why join? Because we ain’t about that Zoomer tranny life, or that leftist tranny pervert life, or that anti-Christ life, or that TikTok retard life, or that Discord faggot and Zoomer life. We’re all about that blocky, pixelated, crazy fun life! Join now and escape the madness of reality!

SisWeddingNoShowCraft

Approval, arguments, big day, Circumstances, cold shoulders, criticism, Defending, family drama, loyalty, parents, passive aggressive, sister, SisWeddingNoShowCraft, strained relationship, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding, Wife

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3144
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4380	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Crops Grown:	2818	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape the chaos of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any passive-aggressive comments or cold shoulders.

We understand the struggle of dealing with family drama, which is why we offer a drama-free zone for all players. No more defending your virtual wife against criticism or arguing with your sister over wedding attendance. On our server, everyone is welcome and respected, no matter what.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because here, you can focus on what really matters – building epic structures, battling mobs, and having a great time with fellow players. Leave the family drama behind and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Join us now and say goodbye to real-life conflicts – at least until you log off!

Chromatin Craft: DNA Dynasty

biological processes, biological studies, biology research, cell assembly, cell biology, cellular aggregation, cellular behavior, cellular structures, Chromatin, chromatin analysis, chromatin organization, Craft, Dictyostelium, Dna, DNA sequencing, DNA structure, DYNASTY, genetic material, model organisms, multicellular aggregates, organism development, scientific research, spatial organization, structural proteins

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3551
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Yo, ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even researchers be examining it like it’s some next level shiz? Well, lemme tell ya ’bout this server that’s so wild, it’ll make your brain cells do the cha-cha.

Picture this: you’re chillin’ in a world where chromatin and DNA be partying together like it’s Coachella. We got cells that be doin’ their own thang, but when stuff gets real, they come together like a freakin’ Avengers squad. It’s like a science experiment gone cray-cray, but in a good way.

Join this server and you’ll be part of a community that’s more lit than a bonfire on a summer night. We got crazy builds, epic battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. So what you waitin’ for? Come join the fun and see why this server is the talk of the town. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Eternal Union – Wife’s Approval 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, Approval, Cheating, Commitment, discretion, ETERNAL, fidelity, Infidelity, Intimacy, loyalty, Marriage, Married men, Pepsi-Cola, pussy, relationships, scandal, secrecy, Taste, temptation, Trust, union, Video, Wife, Wifes

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9582
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328	Void Gems Collected:	30
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated madness!

We’ve got flying pigs, dancing cows, and lava that flows like my tears when I realize I have to adult.

The community is lit AF, with players who are as crazy as a box of frogs on a hot tin roof.

And don’t even get me started on the epic builds you’ll see – we’ve got castles that make Hogwarts look like a tiny shack!

So come on, join us and get ready for a Minecraft experience that will make your brain do backflips while singing the national anthem backwards!

CraftyCarpenterWars

aita, carpenter dispute, contractor accountability, contractor communication, contractor deadlines, contractor deposit, contractor excuses, contractor issues, contractor payment, contractor professionalism, contractor project management, contractor quality, contractor reliability, contractor trustworthiness, CraftyCarpenterWars, home repairs, renovation problems, siding with carpenter, unfinished work, withholding payment

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3192
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Votes:	9261
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Potions Brewed:	166	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver nothing? Well, look no further because our server is like that unreliable carpenter you hired to fix your windows, but with a twist!

Join our server for the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions and broken promises. Just like how the carpenter claimed he could paint your entire house in a day, we promise you epic adventures and endless fun (but maybe not in a day).

Experience the thrill of waiting for deadlines to be met, only to be disappointed time and time again. Just like how the carpenter blamed his wife’s anxiety for not finishing the job, we’ll come up with equally outrageous excuses for any server downtime.

And just like how the carpenter asked for more money for paint at the last minute, we’ll surprise you with unexpected in-game purchases that you never knew you needed (but definitely do).

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with broken promises, excuses, and unexpected twists, join our Minecraft server now! Just remember, we may not finish on time, but we’ll definitely keep you entertained.

BlockyGovs & PartyPals

Accountability, authoritarianism, autocratic ways, BlockyGovs, declining trust, Democracy, Democratic countries., democratic values, global politics, Governance, governments, non-democratic leaders, parliaments, PartyPals, political institutions, political leaders, political parties, political stability, public trust, State Power, Trust in representative institutions, warning sign.

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6160
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Animals Bred:	185
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of all that political mumbo jumbo? Sick of all the drama in the real world? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our EPIC Minecraft server and leave all that boring stuff behind!

On our server, you can build your own political empire and rule with an iron fist! Who needs parliaments and governments when you can be the supreme leader of your own virtual kingdom? Plus, with all the declining trust in real-life institutions, why not jump into a world where YOU call the shots?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a warning sign for all those non-democratic political leaders out there. They better watch out, because our players are ready to take on any autocratic ways that come their way. So come join us and let’s show the world how Minecraft can be the ultimate escape from all that real-life drama! Let’s get building, baby!

Ethereal Isles 1.21.1

1.21.1, English, Ethereal, hololive, hololive english, Hololive English agency, Hololive English debut, Hololive English generation, Hololive English girls, Hololive English idols, Hololive English members, Hololive English streamers, Hololive English talent, Hololive English talents, Hololive English virtual debut, Hololive English virtual girls, Hololive English virtual idols, Hololive English virtual streamers, Hololive English virtual talents, HololiveEN, Isles, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6906
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual party with all your favorite Hololive “English” VTubers!

Imagine building epic structures with Gura, exploring caves with Amelia, and trolling your friends with Calli’s sick rhymes.

Plus, there’s a secret hidden dungeon where you can battle against Kiara’s chicken army for epic loot.

Don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with your favorite virtual idols and create some hilarious chaos together. Join now and let’s get this virtual party started!

Momma’s Boyfriend Quest

arguments with parents, awkward situations, Boyfriend, Communication Issues, dinner conversations, emotional arguments, emotional boundaries, emotional reactions, family dynamics, generational differences, getting to know significant other, insecurity triggers, misinterpretations, mommas, parent-child relationships, parental expectations, putting in effort, Quest, seeking reassurance, shy parents, sibling relationships, strong connections

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7317
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from emotionally charged arguments with your mom and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave behind the awkward dinners and intense family discussions.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family with your sister’s boyfriend who is always talkative and open to bonding. No more quiet and awkward dinners, just fun and laughter with your new Minecraft family.

Join us and let go of the drama, because on our server, the only arguments you’ll have are about who built the coolest castle or who found the rarest diamond. Say goodbye to emotional turmoil and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your way to a drama-free life filled with fun and adventure!

RedditCrazeCraft

BIZARRE, crazy, INSANE, internet, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, Online Community, Outrageous, reddit, RedditCrazeCraft, Shocking.., social media, strange, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable stories, unexpected, UNUSUAL, viral content, weird, Wild

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9848
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	New Chunks Explored:	547134
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Enchantments Applied:	193
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Have you ever seen a post on Reddit about a Minecraft server where players ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas armed with diamond swords? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild and wacky as they come. Who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and diamond sword-wielding llamas? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by a TNT cannon)!

Superman vs. Creeper – Minecraft Battle

action, Adventure, Arcade, atari 2600, battle, classic, Competition, creeper, dc comics, Gaming, gaming history, Hero, iconic, Legendary, Marvel, Minecraft, Retro, Rivals, SuperHero, Superman, video game, Villain, vintage

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3001
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT SUPERMAN FLYIN AROUND LIKE HE ON CRACK! U CAN BATTLE HIM AND HIS RIVALS LIKE BATMAN AND WONDER WOMAN! WE GOTTA WHOLE MARVEL UNIVERSE UP IN DIS BIH! COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND SEE IF U CAN SURVIVE DA CRAZINESS! MAY DA BLOCKS BE EVER IN UR FAVOR!

Nitro-Farm Fun: CO2 Boost!

#sustainability, Agricultural, agriculture, atmospheric chemistry, Boost, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide levels, climate change, Co2, CO2 exchange, crop production, environmental impact, Environmental Science, fertilization practices, Fun, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, hotspots, NitroFarm, nitrogen fertiliser, nitrogen pollution, northern hemisphere, seasonal cycle, soil health

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	763
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magic Items Found:	6706	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the cows fart so much they make the CO2 levels go up by 9 ppm in the northern hemisphere! it’s like a real life science experiment but with blocks and creepers. plant your crops and watch them grow faster than you can say “agricultural nitrogen fertiliser”. who needs boring old farming when you can be part of a global warming phenomenon in a virtual world? join now and be part of the hottest (literally) server around!

IntelliCraft Land 1.21

acceptance, belonging, Community, discrimination, Diversity, functional member, hate, inclusion, Individuality, IntelliCraft, intelligence, Land, long tail, mental health, retarded, self worth, Smart, societal norms, society, stigma, tags

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3345
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Enchantments Applied:	300	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Towns Built:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the boring real world where you have to be all functional and smart and stuff. Here, you can be as retarded as you want and no one will judge you!

We have the craziest builds and the weirdest players you’ll ever meet. It’s like stepping into a parallel universe where everything is upside down and inside out.

If you’re tired of being a responsible adult, come join us and let your inner child run wild. We promise you’ll never want to leave once you see the chaos and madness that awaits you on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to reality and hello to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Join now and prepare to question everything you thought you knew about the world.

Elon’s Twitter Escape Craft

activism, Complaints, Craft, digital protest, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, Elons, Escape, free speech, government criticism, government influence, online activism, Online platforms, political activism, Political Engagement, protest, public opinion, social justice, social media, social media influence, Technology, twitter, US government

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4024
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	484	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Tired of Elon Musk taking over the world with his fancy rockets and electric cars? Well, it’s time to escape to our Minecraft server where you can build your own rocket ship and take over the galaxy! Join us and show Elon who’s boss in a world where the only government is run by a group of mischievous llamas who are always up to no good. So leave Twitter behind and come join us for some out-of-this-world fun!

CraftyUkrainian Minecraft Server

Backlash, CraftyUkrainian, criticism, Defense, denigrate, Diplomacy, Government, international relations, leader, Minecraft, Politics, president, protest, public opinion, Rally, Seek, Server, solidarity, Support, trump, Ukraine, ukrainians, Unity

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6223
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Villages Defended:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

So, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro! You gotta join cuz we got Ukrainians rallying around their president like it’s a freakin’ parade, man! And get this, Trump is tryna diss him, but we ain’t havin’ none of that drama here, nah uh! We all about unity and support, yo! Plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya, so come on and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me, dude!

CraftyCanuck: “You can’t grief our server”

Canada, Competition, Country, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, Game, Grief, Hockey, international relations, leader, nationalism, North America, patriotism, Politics, pride, Rivalry, Server, Sportsmanship, Statement, trudeau, U.S, Unity, Victory

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4467
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

join this epic minecraft server where we fight for our country like trudeau fighting for canada against the u.s. we build giant igloos to protect our land and ride polar bears into battle. you can’t take our country or our game, eh! come join us and show your canadian pride by dominating the competition with maple syrup and hockey sticks. sorry, not sorry, but this server is the best, eh!

Players:	103/600	Votes:	9011
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	86
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	27
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2