Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we have a crayon-eating retard named /vt/ who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Not only that, but we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, just waiting to trade with you for the rarest items in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

But beware, our server is also home to a mischievous group of flying pigs who will swoop down and steal your items if you’re not careful. So strap on your diamond armor and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
Epic Battles Fought: 10 Infinity Stones Found: 4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY