so, like, u ever watchin’ sports on tv and then u see an ad for ur fave drink and suddenly u just gotta have it? well, that’s cuz research shows that exposure to alcohol ads during sports broadcasts makes u crave a drink like crazy, especially if u already drink a lot.

but, like, on our minecraft server, we got no alcohol ads, just epic builds and crazy adventures! join us and u won’t even think about drinkin’, u’ll be too busy fightin’ zombies and buildin’ the coolest castles ever!

so, like, forget about those pesky ads makin’ u wanna drink, come join our server and have the time of ur life! who needs alcohol when u got minecraft, right? let’s get blocky, baby!

Daily Server Info: September 9, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed: 73 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
Runes Activated: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Mines Excavated: 1001
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
Demon Skulls Collected: 30 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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