| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 6988 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 | Animals Bred: | 44 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 |
| Potions Brewed: | 98 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 788 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6666 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 2686 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We got other Brave EN groups too, like globie and VSPO! EN. They’re all ready to rock your blocky world with their epic streams and crazy antics. And don’t forget about Idol Corp, they’re like the adopted classmate of the Minecraft server, bringing some ASMR vibes to the mix.
So, why join this server? Because where else can you vibe with virtual idols, crazy EN groups, and ASMR sensations all in one place? Plus, we got merch, so you can rep your blocky fam in style. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now and let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 401 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. Why? Because why not! And don’t even get me started on the llamas wearing top hats and monocles, running around like they own the place.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by angry pandas riding on the backs of creepers. Think you can survive that? Good luck, buddy.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of singing Endermen? Yeah, that’s a thing here.
So, if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you’re gonna need it.
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 9657 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
Join us and never again have to deal with a partner who uses your enchanted gear without permission or lies to their friends about contributing to purchases. Our server is all about fairness and respect for each player’s belongings.
Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll find a secret chest full of rare items that no one else knows about. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
So come on over and experience the most drama-free Minecraft server out there, where you can build and explore without worrying about someone taking advantage of your generosity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 3817 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Our server is the perfect escape from reality, where you can unleash all your frustrations in a virtual world. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and let out all your pent-up anger by destroying creepers and zombies.
And the best part? No one will judge you for not helping your husband get ready in the morning. In fact, we encourage it! Let him fend for himself while you conquer the Minecraft world like the badass mom you are.
So come join us for a hilarious and outrageous adventure that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 8283 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 1591 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Enchantments Applied: | 59 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 1311 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 57 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Votes: | 3871 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
Anyway, if you wanna escape all that drama and have a blast in Minecraft, you gotta join this server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, sippin’ on a potion and telling ghost stories.
So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a broken down ship when you can have a pixelated paradise right at your fingertips? Let’s get this party started, baby!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 8611 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 1046 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 98 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 8582 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8708 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Magical Moments Shared: | 8 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
You wanna build a house made entirely of cheese? We gotchu! You wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? We gotchu! You wanna dress up as a giant pickle and challenge other players to a dance-off? We gotchu!
But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world bringing their own brand of crazy to the table. You’ll never be bored, that’s for sure!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 2575 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 280 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mods that will make your head spin faster than a blender model. And don’t even get us started on the low poly models – they’re so low poly, they’ll make your brain hurt just looking at them.
Join us for a chance to hug that gator you’ve always wanted to hug, and maybe even listen to some sick OSTs while you’re at it. Our server is so wild, even the thread archives can’t contain the madness.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of Snoot Game and I Wani Hug That Gator – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 796 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8323 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Picture this: you log on and suddenly your in-game family is trying to force you to change your last name to match your stepdad’s. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and keep your original last name without causing a rift in the family (at least in the virtual world).
Join us for a unique experience where you can navigate family dynamics, assert your identity, and maybe even convince your little brother to stop calling you by your stepdad’s last name. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds?
So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to keep your in-game last name drama-free!
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 2851 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 48 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a pet zombie named Larry who loves to dance to disco music and a giant rainbow sheep that farts out glitter. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have in the Nether, it’s like a war zone out there!
Plus, we have the most insane pranks that happen all the time, like one time someone replaced all the sheep with llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with rare loot and cursed potatoes.
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 3629 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Potions Brewed: | 127 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 645 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 27795 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 1695 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 37 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 37 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 214 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
why settle for boring old swords and bows when you can have the power of a nuclear bomb at your fingertips? join now and be part of the madness as we create a post-apocalyptic world where anything goes!
plus, our community is full of ukrainians who are all about that nuclear life. come join us and be part of the two-thirds who support bringing back the nukes!
what are you waiting for? join now and let the nuclear fun begin!
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 6171 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 13 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 16 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 |
Join this server and you’ll uncover the mysteries of how different block shapes can affect your gameplay. Want to know why that square-shaped house keeps getting blown up by creepers? This server will reveal all!
Not only that, but this server will forecast your Minecraft aggressiveness. Are you a peaceful builder or a ruthless griefer? Find out on this server!
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant block-shaped monsters. Defeat them and claim rare loot that will make all your friends jealous!
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
