CrashmasCraft Minecraft Server

Attack, breaking news, car accident, car crash, CASUALTIES, Chaos, Christmas market, CrashmasCraft, emergency response, germany, holiday season, injured, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, News, Pedestrians, safety precautions, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, vehicle collision

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2170
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a car driving into a group of people at a Christmas market in Germany? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna blow your mind!

We’ve got more mobs than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all wearing Santa hats for some reason. Plus, our PvP arena is like a demolition derby, with players crashing into each other like crazy drivers at a holiday parade.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins. We’ve got one that turns all the sheep into flying reindeer, and another that makes creepers explode with the force of a thousand fireworks.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where every day is a holiday and every block is a party waiting to happen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Survival for real men Minecraft server

active community, Active Staff, Challenging, competitive, Custom Plugins, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, friendly community, Grief Protection, Hardcore, Mature Players, minecraft server, no pay to win, PvP, Ranks, real men, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1510
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

The owner of the “Survival for Real Men” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

t3.vanilla-box.ru

MinecraftOffline

1 Gbit Network, 2x 960GB NVMe SSDs, 64GB DDR4 ECC RAM, Address, admins, Cheating, Custom written plugins, European players, finland, General Details, Grief Rollbacks, Griefing, high performance hardware, Intel XEON E-2276G Processor, Join our Discord, low latency, MinecraftOffline, Permanent World, Semi Vanilla, Version

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4173
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Secret Passages Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Crops Grown:	8146	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

MinecraftOffline
General Details
Address: minecraftoffline.net
Version: 1.21.3
Permanent world – no resets
Cheating and griefing allowed, but no spamming
Admins may use discretion on grief rollbacks
Custom written plugins for unique gameplay experiences
Based in Finland. Ideal for European players who want low latency

High-Performance Hardware:

Intel XEON E-2276G Processor

2x 960GB NVMe SSDs

64GB DDR4 ECC RAM

1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM)

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/a83FESY3jF

FAQ

Can I reset my progress in the server?

No, the server has a permanent world with no resets.

What are the rules regarding cheating and griefing?

Cheating and griefing are allowed, but spamming is not permitted. Admins may use their discretion on grief rollbacks.

Are there any custom features in the server?

Yes, the server has custom written plugins for unique gameplay experiences.

Where is the server based?

The server is based in Finland, making it ideal for European players who want low latency.

Mystic Isles 1.20.6

1.20.6, Beach, beauty, British, Clouds, dusk, england, Evening, HORIZON, Isles, landscape, mystic, Nature, orange, Peaceful, red, Seaside, Serene, SKY, sunset, Tranquil, Twilight, uk

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6100
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Astral Projections Made:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the history of ever? Well, look no further, because this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

We got more mods than a robot at a disco, and more mini-games than a circus on steroids! Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

Join us and you’ll be swimming in virtual riches faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

CrazyCrafters

Challenges, coping, Crazycrafters, living with mental illness, medication, mental health acceptance, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health journey, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health struggles, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, self-care, stigma, Support, Therapy

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7001
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	New Chunks Explored:	99130
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about that question again! Why? Because our server is so wild and wacky that it will make your brain feel like it’s on a permanent vacation to Crazytown!

Imagine a world where pigs ride on top of creepers, where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti, and where the only way to defeat the Ender Dragon is by challenging it to a dance-off. That’s the kind of insanity you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers gather to party like it’s 1999 (even though they have no idea what year it is). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to boring old reality. Because in our world, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few too many exploding sheep.

MapleCraft: Crackdown on Smuggling

Abuse, allegations, Canada, Corruption, crackdown, criminal activity, education, enforcement, Exploitation, foreign students, Government, human smuggling, illegal activities, immigration, India, international student program, investigation, MapleCraft, policies, regulations, SMUGGLING, visa fraud

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8387
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Divine Spears Created:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Alien Abductions:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we promise not to smuggle any humans, especially not from india hahaha. we have the best international student program where you can learn how to build epic structures and mine for diamonds like a pro. plus, canada is cracking down on abuse so you know we’re legit. join now and let’s build a world together, no smuggling allowed!

TechnoTerra Realm[pvp]

Adventure, Conquer Challenges, daring quests, discord community, discovery, exclusive community, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Hidden Secrets, immersive experience, immersive realm, immersive-journey, join now, landscapes, majestic structures, mettle, minecraft realm, Mysteries, Reality, Realmpvp, smp, TechnoTerra

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5768
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	4259
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Realm	Realm Code
Jk Realm 1	VqtaUznAGi4
Ts Realm 2	YrXnSm8e6n8
Ats Realm 3	zNqwg5mGFAg

FAQs

Q: What kind of adventures can I expect in the realms?	A: You can expect to traverse through landscapes, craft majestic structures, embark on quests, and immerse yourself in a realm that dances between fantasy and reality.
Q: Are there exclusive communities in each realm?	A: Yes, each realm has its own exclusive community where adventure and discovery thrive.
Q: How do I join a realm?	A: Simply use the realm code provided above for the realm you wish to join.

Alien Invasion Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, Alien, Amanogawa Shiina, Amanogawa Shiina Twitter, Chisaka Airi, Chisaka Airi YouTube, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, Dizzy Dokuro YouTube, Ember Amane, Ember Amane Twitch, Erina Makina, Erina Makina YouTube, Ex-Tsunderia, Fuura Yuri, Fuura Yuri Archive, Himemiya Rie, Himemiya Rie Twitch, idol corp, Invaders General, Invasion, Jelly Hoshiumi, Jelly Hoshiumi Twitter, Kaneko Lumi, Kaneko Lumi Twitter, Komachi Panko, Komachi Panko Twitter, pcgia Links, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, Phase Connect Character References, Phase Connect Friends, Phase Connect Lia, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect Schedule, Phase Connect Second Generation, Phase Connect Twitter, Realm, Remilia Nephys, Remilia Nephys Twitch, tcgia guide, Thread Template, twitter widgets

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2599
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Demon Skulls Collected:	13

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like /pcgia/ but in blocky form. We got Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders up in here, like Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko.

These peeps are straight-up legends, and they’re ready to take on some blocky adventures with you. Plus, we got links to all their socials, so you can stalk them in-game and out.

Join us and be part of the /pcgia/ fam, where we also chill with /pcg/, /vt/, /pcgen3k/, /tsunx/, /jidf/, and more. It’s like a virtual party that never ends, bro.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and vibe with the coolest crew in Minecraft. Don’t miss out, or you’ll regret it, bro. Let’s get blocky!

TastyTrollTacos

bizarre food combinations, delicious culinary mashups, delicious food combos, interesting flavor mixes, odd food pairings, out of the box flavor combinations, quirky food combinations, strange but tasty dishes, surprising flavor fusions, surprising food concoctions, tastes good, tasty food experiments, tasty food hybrids, TastyTrollTacos, uncommon food pairings, unconventional food pairings, unexpected flavor combinations, unique food pairings, unusual food combination, unusual taste sensations, weird food pairings

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1795
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28

Are you tired of boring old food combos like peanut butter and jelly? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a secret recipe for a food combo that will blow your mind! Imagine a steak sandwich with a side of watermelon slices and a sprinkle of cocoa powder – sounds crazy, right? But trust us, it’s a flavor explosion in your mouth that you won’t find anywhere else! Join our server for the chance to discover more wacky food combos and unleash your inner culinary genius!

Conquest [smp]

Adventure, alliances, Automation, Challenges, cherry blossom biome, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Events, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, PvP, Server, Slimefun, smp, Technology, Towny

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8022
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Mines Excavated:	1965
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Holy Grails Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Conquest SMP 1.20 Features

Feature	Description
Slimefun	Transforms Minecraft with technology and magic. Craft advanced machines, explore new enchantments, and delve into unique crafting systems.
Backpack Upgrades	Expand your inventory space with customizable backpacks that can be upgraded over time.
Custom Enchants	Enhance your gear with custom enchantments that offer unique abilities beyond the vanilla experience.
Automate Your World	Create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, and more.

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that transforms Minecraft into a whole new experience by introducing technology and magic.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided in the Discord server.

Are there community events?

Yes, the server hosts community-driven events, challenges, and contests for players to participate in.

Can I team up with other players?

Yes, the server encourages players to team up, trade, and make friendships within a welcoming community.

Wooden Bat Katana 1.21

baseball bat, baseball bat collectible, baseball bat design, baseball bat replica, baseball equipment, baseball gear, Bat, KATANA, Katana Sword, Martial Arts, martial arts weapon, samurai baseball bat, samurai sword, sports equipment, sports gear, traditional weapon, wooden, wooden baseball bat, wooden bat, wooden katana, wooden sword, wooden weapon

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6988
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Love Letters Sent:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of wielding basic weapons like a wooden baseball bat? Well, on this server, we upgrade you to a freakin’ katana! That’s right, you’ll be slicing and dicing those creepers like a samurai warrior on steroids. Join now for the ultimate weapon upgrade and become a Minecraft ninja in no time!

CancelCraft

CancelCraft, career impact, consequences, employment prospects, forgiveness, internet fame, Job Opportunities, Job Search, online presence, professional image, public perception, racist, recovery process, Redemption, reputation management, ruined reputation, second chances, social media, viral, viral backlash, wrong reasons

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8817
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11

Are you tired of being canceled and shunned by society for all the wrong reasons? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all the canceled and controversial individuals with open arms!

Join us and experience a world where your past mistakes and scandals are a thing of the past. Build your reputation from scratch and show the world that even the most canceled of individuals can thrive in our virtual community.

Who knows, you might even become a Minecraft celebrity for all the right reasons! So come on, join our server and let’s turn your canceled status into a legendary comeback story.

YoonCraft: Presidential Pursuit

Accountability, allegations, Arrest warrant, charges, Corruption, Court, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Investigators, Judiciary, Justice, law enforcement, Legal, opposition, Political, President Yoon, PRESIDENTIAL, Pursuit, ruling party, S.Korea, scandal, south korea, YoonCraft

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Animals Bred:	144	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE HOT POTATOES ON A CREEPER’S BUTT CHEEKS. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF A CRAZY COMMUNITY WHERE WE BUILD CASTLES OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE.

WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE BREED MUTANT CHICKENS THAT LAY GOLDEN EGGS. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE RAVE PARTIES WE THROW IN THE NETHER.

PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE WIZARDS WITH UNICORN HORNS, READY TO MAKE YOUR MINECRAFT DREAMS COME TRUE. SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE ON THIS SERVER, WE DON’T JUST PLAY MINECRAFT, WE LIVE IT.

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY A PORTAL TO AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION WHERE LLAMAS RULE THE LAND AND CREEPERS WEAR TOP HATS? YEAH, IT’S WILD. JOIN US NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN.

Starry SMP

1.21.4, Anarchy, building, Community, Create, Discord, Farms, Fun, Greifing, Healthy Community, hermit craft, Join, long term, Minecraft, Projects, Server, smp, Starry, ticket, Version

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1429
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

Starry SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Starry SMP
Current Version	1.21.4
Description	We’re creating a long term SMP with many building projects, farms, community, and more. The only things we don’t allow are anarchy and griefing. We aim to have a healthy and fun community for everyone. We plan to make a HermitCraft type of server.

How to Join

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/starry

Make a ticket in our ticket channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I grief or cause chaos on the server?

A: No, we do not allow griefing or causing chaos on our server. We aim to maintain a peaceful and enjoyable community for everyone.

Q: What type of projects can I work on in the server?

A: You can work on various building projects, farms, community builds, and more. Feel free to get creative and contribute to the server in any way you’d like.

Q: Is the server similar to HermitCraft?

A: Yes, we aim to create a similar experience to HermitCraft with a focus on community, collaboration, and fun gameplay.

Cosmic Conquest 1.20.5

1.20.5, back saars, conceding, Conquest, cope harder, Cosmic, elon musk, Elon Musk back saars, Elon Musk conceding, Elon Musk cope harder, Elon Musk jeet invasion, Elon Musk Migatards, Elon Musk saars, Elon Musk saars based, jeet invasion, migatards, saars, saars based, saars cope harder

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9403
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	1679	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1886	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos of a world where Elon Musk is conceding and we are all going back to the saars!
Cope harder and enjoy the jeet invasion with your fellow Migatards as we build, mine, and battle our way to victory!
Who needs rationality when you can join a server where reality is questioned and mistakes are celebrated?
Embrace the shizo crazy 4chan anon within you and let’s create a world like no other in Minecraft!

GoodYearGamer – Minecraft SMP

Accomplishments.., Achievements, challenges overcome, good year, GoodYearGamer, Grateful, gratefulness, Gratitude, growth mindset., lessons learned, looking forward, Minecraft, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, progress, Reflection, resilience, self improvement, self reflection, setbacks, smp, success

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6808
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit fam. Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride on flying pigs to battle the evil villagers. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes. It’s like, so crazy, you won’t believe it until you see it.

Plus, we have the best parties every Saturday night where we all dress up as creepers and do the chicken dance. And if you’re lucky, you might even get to ride a unicorn around the server while shooting rainbows out of your butt. It’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft, I swear.

So come join us, and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. And remember, always bring a diamond sword and a bucket of lava, you never know when you’ll need them. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads! #MinecraftSMP #CrazyFun #LlamaLeader