CrashCraft: ToldYaSo | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of being the designated driver with a bunch of unruly passengers who don’t appreciate your safe driving habits? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have no rules about seatbelts, eating/drinking, or distracting the driver. In fact, we encourage reckless behavior behind the wheel!

Join us and experience the thrill of speeding through blind curves at 75 km/h, honking instead of braking, and blaming other drivers for your own mistakes. Who needs insurance when you have the adrenaline rush of a potential car crash?

Don’t be a “grandma” driver like the OP, come join us and see why rules are meant to be broken! Plus, we have a virtual Auto Trader where you can browse for your next pixelated ride after your inevitable crash. See you on the server, just watch out for that blind spot!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Secret Passages Found:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

HezbollahHavocMC

Conflict, Crisis, Deadly Day, hezbollah, Hezbollah attacks, HezbollahHavocMC, international relations, Israel, lebanon, Lebanon war, Lebanon-Israel Conflict, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Middle East tensions, Middle East Violence, Military, Military Strikes, Politics, Terrorism, violence, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we have battles crazier than lebanon vs israel! our pvp is so intense, it’ll make those airstrikes look like child’s play! build your base stronger than a bomb shelter and defend it against enemies more ruthless than hezbollah! trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos and fun anywhere else! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Animals Bred:	61
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	495
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Void Armor Forged:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Belmonte’s Life Boost Server

aging, Altos Labs, Altos Labs news, Belmonte group, Belmonte group research, Belmontes, Boost, Cdkn2a-OSK, experimental treatment, Gene therapy, genetic intervention, genetic modification, Life, lifespan extension, lifespan increase, Longevity, Mice, partial reprogramming, REJUVENATION, research, scientific breakthrough, Server, Therapy

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! This server is like no other, fam. We got that new partial reprogramming result from Altos Labs, ya know? The Belmonte group did some crazy stuff and now we got mice living longer than ever before!

Join our server and you’ll be livin’ like a mouse on gene therapy, bruh. We’re talkin’ a 12% overall lifespan increase, which is like a 38% increase in remaining lifespan after startin’ therapy at 18 months. It’s like we’re all livin’ in a science experiment, but in a fun Minecraft way!

So come on over and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up livin’ forever like those mice. It’s gonna be lit, trust me. So what are you waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get this gene therapy party started!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Theo’s hardcore economy adventure: where winning doesn’t cost a thing! Land claim and thrive on TheosisMC!

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TheosisMC Overview
TheosisMC aims to be your go-to server for hardcore survival multiplayer. It is primarily vanilla Minecraft, but features a couple of additions and tweaks in order to enhance gameplay, and catalyse the multiplayer aspect of the game.

Noteworthy Features
An economy that is completely player-driven A land claiming system Two custom items: the Crowbar and the Soup of Life Non-pay-to-win environment with cosmetic donator perks

FAQs

1. How can I earn coins on TheosisMC?

Coins on TheosisMC are brought into circulation through looting chests and killing monsters. Players can then use these coins to buy and sell items from each other using the trade system and auction house.

2. How does the land claiming system work?

Players can claim areas of land for their bases, farms, etc., completely protecting them from being griefed by other players. Claim owners can also add other players as trusted members to their claims, allowing them to build there. However, if a claim owner dies, their claims are deleted.

3. What are the custom items, Crowbar and Soup of Life?

The Crowbar is a single-use item that can be used on a monster spawner to acquire it. The Soup of Life is also a single-use item that can be consumed to grant the consumer an additional heart of health. Both items are sold through in-game shops and are quite expensive.

4. Is TheosisMC pay-to-win?

No, TheosisMC is completely non-pay-to-win. It features a single donator rank, VIP, on the store, whose perks are purely cosmetic and do not provide a competitive advantage over other players. TheosisMC will never become pay-to-win.

5. How can I join TheosisMC?

To join TheosisMC, connect to the server address: play.theosismc.com and join the Discord server for updates: Discord Invite

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	69	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Crops Grown:	3614	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Borrowed Beads Minecraft Server

adult toys, anal beads, beads, Borrowed, Boundaries, clean, Communication, consent, consideration, Discreet, hygiene, INTIMATE, Minecraft, personal items, personal space, privacy, relationships, Respect, Server, sex toys, sharing, Trust, Understanding

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Need a break from building? How about a quest to retrieve your stolen anal beads from the mischievous Endermen? Trust me, they’ll never look at you the same way again.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bandits, a group of skeletons who love nothing more than shaking their bony booties to the beat of your favorite tunes. Join them for a dance party like no other.

So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. And remember, always keep an eye on your anal beads. You never know who might borrow them next!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	3960
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Zombie Dances:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

No Death Wishes Minecraft SMP

anyone, Argument, Bitchtits, Board, death, ever, Hope, Minecraft, most painful, most painful death, NO DEATH, no death wish, no wish, PAINFUL, painful argument, painful death, Slow, Slow Death, slow painful death, smp, wish, Wishes

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling mobs, and surviving in a world where anything can happen.

But beware, we have a player named Bitchtits who is known for causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Rumor has it they once turned an entire village into a giant chicken coop just for laughs. Will you be their next victim, or will you rise above and become a legend in your own right?

Join us if you dare, but remember: in this world, anything is possible, and death is just a respawn away. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next Bitchtits!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PreggoCraft Minecraft Server

1st trimester, Airbnb, aita, anticipation, cancelled last minute, Complications, Empathetic, financial difficulty, financial situation, flakey friend, Girls trip, greece, Minecraft, newly married, pre-booked holiday, PreggoCraft, pregnancy announcement, pregnant friend, Server, split cost, stringing along, uncommunicative

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we build friendships as strong as diamond armor and conquer challenges as epic as fighting the Ender Dragon.

Just like our friend who kept her pregnancy a secret, we keep our secrets hidden in hidden chests scattered throughout the server. Can you find them all and uncover the mysteries within?

And just like the unexpected twist in our friend’s story, you never know what surprises await you in our server. From hidden dungeons to secret portals, there’s always something new to discover.

So come join us on our server and experience the ultimate adventure. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as our friend’s last-minute cancellation. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about splitting the cost of an Airbnb with her!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

StepdadTaxEvasionCraft

abandonment, biological father, blended family, college expenses, college fund, Ego, Emotional support, family dynamics, father figure, father role, financial responsibility, parental involvement, pride, provider, real dad, recognition, reconnecting, Resentment, StepdadTaxEvasionCraft, Stepfather, stepson

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a step-parent? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters and financial drama!

Imagine this: you’ve been raising your stepson for over a decade, being there for him every step of the way. But suddenly, his biological father reappears out of nowhere and steals the spotlight. Now, your stepson wants his long-lost dad to pay for his college tuition, leaving you feeling like a forgotten ATM machine.

Join our server for a chance to roleplay this insane family dynamic! Will you stand your ground and demand financial support from the absent father, or will you be the bigger person and continue to foot the bill? The drama unfolds as you navigate through the complexities of step-parenting in a virtual world.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being a step-parent in Minecraft! Who knew family drama could be this entertaining?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
New Chunks Explored:	27896	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie – action-packed, full of twists and turns, and guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, racing against time to find the legendary diamond sword, and even taking on a horde of zombie villagers in a epic quest for survival.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic movie nights where we gather around a virtual campfire and watch the best movies of all time, from classics like “The Shawshank Redemption” to modern masterpieces like “The Emoji Movie”.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for the ride of your life – it’s like being the star of your very own action-packed blockbuster movie!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Block Breakup Bonanza

BLOCK, bonanza, Breakup, Closure, Communication, coping, Emotional support, Exercise, forgiveness, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, journaling, meditation, moving on, positive mindset, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Therapy, time heals

Are you tired of crying into your pillow every night because your ex left you for a llama in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where llamas are banned from stealing hearts and griefing relationships. We have a special “Breakup Survival Kit” plugin that gives you unlimited virtual ice cream and tissues to help you move on from your digital heartbreak. Plus, our resident therapist villager is always on hand to offer relationship advice (although we can’t guarantee it will be any good). So come join us and let’s heal those broken hearts together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

DisastrousMissileLaunchMC

arms race, ballistic missile, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Disaster, DisastrousMissileLaunchMC, ICBM, international relations, launch test, Military, military technology, Missile, missile defense, nuclear warhead, nuclear weapons, russia, satellite footage, SECURITY, strategic weapons, Technology

OMG u guys, dis server is da bomb, literally! Like, we got dem Russia ICBM launch tests goin on and let me tell u, it was a DISASTER! But hey, dat just makes it more fun, amirite? Join dis server if u wanna experience some outta dis world chaos and destruction, all in da name of Minecraft! Who needs peace and quiet when u can have explosions and mayhem, right? So come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together, it’ll be a blast! Literally.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Mythical Quests Completed:	29

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyCancerCureServer

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Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server where we be reducin’ cancer patients by defundin’ oncologists? Yeah, you heard me right! Oncologists ain’t got nothin’ on us and our blocky adventures.

Join us and you’ll be fightin’ off creepers and zombies while also takin’ a stand against cancer. Who knew blocky pixels could be so powerful, amirite? So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to a cancer-free world!

Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s lookin’ for some new blocky buddies to join his squad. So what are you waitin’ for? Come on over and let’s create some chaos and save the world, one block at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	141	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crafty Ukrainian Hunger Games

1932, 1933, Crafty, debate, ethnic Ukrainians, Evidence, famine, games, Genocide, Historical revisionism, Holodomor, Hunger, inadvertent, intentional targeting, man-made, new evidence, political agenda, Propaganda, scholars, Soviet history, soviet union, Stalin regime, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the holodomor famine but in a totally fun and wacky way! build your own potato farm and try not to starve to death like those silly ukrainians did. we have a special event where stalin himself will come and steal all your crops, it’s a riot! join now for a truly unique and historically inaccurate experience!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Villages Defended:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dimension Hops:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

What is the IP for Tappy Minecraft Server?

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Tappy is a talented young musician who rose to fame through his unique blend of jazz, funk, and electronic music. With captivating vocals and infectious beats, Tappy has captured the hearts of listeners all around the world. His passion for music shines through in every performance, making him a standout artist in the industry.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Fairkor Rebirth Minecraft Server

Advancements Pack, Anarchy, Automines, city builders, Cross-Platform Play, discord chat, discord server, Donata, dynamic map, Griefing, minecraft chat, Mods, No Donations, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Private, No pvp, No Wipes, Pirate, privates, responsive administration, Russian, Survival, teleports, Top played time, tps, Vanilla, Warps, Weddings, Whitelist, wipes, Without Launcher

The purest vanilla

Fairkor has:

❤️ Vanilla Survival

❤️ Stable TPS

❤️ Cross-platform play support with Bedrock version

❤️ Whitelist

❤️ Designed discord server

❤️ Linking Minecraft Chat to Discord Chat

❤️ Dynamic map

❤️ Top by played time

❤️ BlazeandCave’s Advancements Pack with item rewards disabled

❤️ Responsive administration

Fairkor does not have:

❌ Automines, weddings, privates, teleports, warps, 1000lvl items and herobrine (we are not sure about the last one)

❌ Donata

❌ Wipes

❌ Mods

❌ Pseudo-vanilla datapacks and plugins

❌ Anarchy, griefing

We are waiting for true fans of vanilla, city builders, car farms and megaprojects

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

VoltaicMC: Where semi-vanilla is basically just a fancy way of saying no sprinkles on ice cream

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Voltaic <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/flash-in-gta-5/">Minecraft Server</a>

Overview:

Version	1.21.1
Server Address	play.voltaicmc.com
Server Website	https://voltaicmc.com/
Imgur	https://imgur.com/a/V6lR3Qc

FAQ:

What is Voltaic?

A 1.21.1 Minecraft server!
A player base that is dedicated to creating community bonds.
A bustling player ran trade economy.
A worldwide player base so there are always people online.
A safe world from griefers and trolls. (Trustworthy/trusting community)
Player events & community builds.
A server influenced by suggestions and the voting of its members.
Greylist where you can login and look around before applying for membership!
A place where we escape from the politics and BS of the outside world and focus on our opinions on whether diorite should have ever been created!
An active staff team that’s willing to help whenever needed, all hours of the day.
Custom Resources, our server requires a custom resource pack that will be applied once you join, this does not override your resource pack if you were to have one. Just like they have it on the Hermitcraft Server!

Some of our plugins/datapacks

Greylist (allows people to join and look around before applying)
Worldborder (Keeps the community close, and prevents map resets every update)
Discord integration (chat with people in-game from Discord)
Armor Statues
Voice chat (speak with your voice in-game!)
Ability to sleep the night away.
Sit anywhere and everywhere. Command : /sit

Things you should expect from Voltaic:

100% Server Uptime unless notified.
A close-knit community of respectful adults.
A long-term place with freedom and acceptance for all kinds of players.
An active staff team for all of your questions.

What we are looking for in players:

Mutual respect of your fellow players, including no griefing, stealing, or insults.
Involvement and participation in our community.
Players that are 16 and older.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2935	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.