CrashCraft: Pedestrian Pain | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9746
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Votes:	2741
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4677
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5564
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3120
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Falling into the Void:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1230
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8608
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Crops Grown:	2843
Towns Built:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	6653
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6747
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	309
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	686
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Farms Harvested:	950
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2888
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Animals Bred:	25

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5914
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5344	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Enchantments Applied:	228
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3370
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2140
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Crops Grown:	9718
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1367
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	330

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5089
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Magic Items Found:	7926
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!

Players:	100/100	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4