Crankhouse

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

New Minecraft Servers

CrankHouse Anarchy Survival – (Semi-Vanilla)

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.

Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.19.3

To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.

Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated

(safe server)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNg

https://crankhouse.net/

play.crankhouse.net

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4947
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	619
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Enchantments Applied:	215	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3612
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Endless Night Skies:	5	Animals Bred:	132
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4321
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Void Armor Forged:	18

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8573
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6306	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6299
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5310
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	479
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Runes Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1856
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8599
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	7684	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8308
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	234	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Ores Mined:	7138	Zombie Dances:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6485
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	270
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6377
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1454
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Animals Bred:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Potions Brewed:	114
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1798
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	6924	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Magic Items Found:	1029
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4155
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	86	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Villages Defended:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever