Crankhouse

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1583
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Potions Brewed:	21
Zombie Dances:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	252	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Chimeras Created:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	270
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

New Minecraft Servers

CrankHouse Anarchy Survival – (Semi-Vanilla)

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.

Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.19.3

To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.

Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated

(safe server)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNg

https://crankhouse.net/

play.crankhouse.net

Underrated KinoCraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, Cinema, cinematic masterpiece, extremely underrated kino, film, film buffs, Film Critics, film industry, film lovers, film recommendations, Hidden Gem, Kino, KinoCraft, Movie, movie buffs, must watch, Overlooked, Underappreciated, Underrated, underrated classics, underrated films, underrated gems

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	223
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Crops Grown:	7124
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like the holy grail of virtual worlds, but with a twist of madness and chaos that will make your brain explode with joy!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”

And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!

Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!

MommaMIA_BlockParty

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, difficult conversations, Emotional Abuse, estrangement, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, forgiveness, generational trauma, healing, mental health, MommaMIA_BlockParty, personal growth, self-care, self-empowerment, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7812
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama? Look no further! Our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about your mom calling you every name in the book. Join us and build your dream world where you never have to deal with toxic family members again!

We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”

Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.

PizzaPals Minecraft SMP

anchovies, artichokes, bacon, barbecue chicken, buffalo chicken, Cheese, DELICIOUS, feta cheese, Food, garlic, jalapenos, Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, Pepperoni, Pineapple, pizza, PizzaPals, SAUSAGE, smp, spinach, toppings

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6324
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2779	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a pizza party but with blocks and creepers! Like, imagine riding a pig into battle against a giant pizza monster, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server. And get this, the admins are actually aliens disguised as chickens, so you never know what kind of wacky events they’ll come up with next. Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted pizza slices, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. Trust me, you won’t find a more bonkers and fun server anywhere else. So come join us and let’s get this pizza party started! 🍕🎉 #minecraftmadness #pizzaadventures

BlockyBodyLove

BlockyBodyLove, Body appreciation, body image, body positivity, Confidence, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self love practice, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-care, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-love journey, self-validation

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8949
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of being body-shamed by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is all about body positivity! Join us and watch as your blocky avatar gains confidence and starts strutting its stuff in those pixelated leggings. Our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your dream body one block at a time. So come join us and let’s show those mobs that we’re beautiful just the way we are!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	848
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	8526	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Emeralds Found:	761
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4535
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Emeralds Found:	7431
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4377
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Emeralds Found:	6193
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Magic Items Found:	3683
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Potions Brewed:	152	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3583
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	640
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2440
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	219
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7683
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌