Cranjis Craft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7650
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Buildings Constructed:	33
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	7546
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9935
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Void Gems Collected:	36	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3810
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6172
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Buildings Constructed:	22
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Void Armor Forged:	24	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8481
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8837	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Magic Items Found:	6209
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	192
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Astral Projections Made:	3

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9991
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Love Letters Sent:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7018
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Void Gems Collected:	26	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5269
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2488
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	8980	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5059
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Farms Harvested:	108
Dimension Hops:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Star Shards Collected:	194	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3708
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Magic Items Found:	4641
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9431
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5982
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Astral Projections Made:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	9996	Potions Brewed:	100
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7585
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magic Items Found:	2475	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

Players:	92/700	Votes:	9148
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Crops Grown:	2437	Endless Night Skies:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3