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Chore Simulator Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to farm and be nice to side characters? Well, look no further because on our server, you can unleash your inner villain and murder all those pesky NPCs without any consequences!

Forget about linear power ups and upgrades, on our server, you can level up your character by doing the most outrageous and hilarious tasks like riding a pig off a cliff or building a house out of diamonds.

And don’t even get me started on the minigames! We have the craziest and most absurd minigames you’ve ever seen, from chicken jousting to lava parkour.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, it’s way better than boring old farming and energy management. 10/10 would recommend!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Minecraft SMP: /MemeLordBuilders/

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor!

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Llama Mafia, a gang of ruthless llamas who control the black market for enchanted golden carrots. If you can prove your worth to them, you’ll gain access to their secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your virtual life! Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs and exploding sheep – they’re a real hoot! Kek!!!!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4877	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

What is the IP for AfroSenju XL Minecraft Server?

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AfroSenju XL is a popular gaming content creator known for his energetic and entertaining personality. With a strong focus on Naruto and Dragon Ball Z, AfroSenju XL has built a dedicated following on platforms such as YouTube and Twitch. Known for his skill in games like Jump Force and Dragon Ball FighterZ, AfroSenju XL continues to cultivate a strong community of fans who enjoy his unique blend of humor and gameplay.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

💜 Survival without mods, PVE, PVP 💜 Minecraft server

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Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

New York Chaos Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable server out there!

Join us and witness the chaos unfold as llamas ride pigs, creepers breakdance, and chickens wear top hats. Our server is like a circus on steroids, with non-stop entertainment around every corner.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and a hidden village where the villagers throw epic parties every night.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	2986	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Just Money Made Up Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have a thriving economy based on trading pieces of paper with pictures on them! Why kill each other for food when you can just trade some funny money instead?

Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of chickens, and have dance parties with creepers! Who needs real money when you can just trade imaginary currency in a virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will make you the richest player in all the land. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate paper millionaire?

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing crazier than the economy is the players themselves!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Enchantments Applied:	220

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Tipsy Creeper Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t get your heart racing? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild night out at the club – you never know what’s gonna happen next!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging creepers and zombies who are just as drunk and horny as you are. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again after a night on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you would “fuck it” when you’re drunk and horny – Minecraft style!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

J-Rod’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, treasure hunts for hidden diamond blocks, and even a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig! Rumor has it that J Rod himself makes appearances on our server, giving out enchanted gear to lucky players who can defeat him in a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft SMP ever!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SatuRday MineCraft SeRver

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to be on a Saturday! Why should you join? Because on our server, pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes!

Join us tomorrow for our special “Llama Llama Ding Dong” event where all players must ride llamas while singing nursery rhymes backwards to unlock secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the dragon while busting out their best dance moves to win exclusive prizes like rainbow armor and unicorn mounts.

So why wait? Join us tomorrow for a Saturday you’ll never forget on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Bribe Me on Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only votes that matter are the ones for who builds the best dirt house! We’ve got a secret underground society of villagers who are experts in electoral fraud – they’ll make sure Kamala Harris wins by a landslide! Plus, our server currency is golden carrots, so you can bribe your way to victory! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crafty Boobs Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the Social – nice tits edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the most popular player because of their epic building skills and, you guessed it, their nice tits. People from all over the Minecraft world flocked to our server just to catch a glimpse of these legendary tits. And you could be next!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Hot Tub Party at Spawn”. We also have exclusive in-game items like the “Boob Plate Armor” and the “Bootylicious Sword”. Trust me, you won’t find these anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the Social – nice tits edition family. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to have everyone talking about your amazing building skills and, of course, your nice tits.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Post Brutal Moggings Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and don’t even get us started on the annual llama rodeo competition. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a player ride a llama through a maze of TNT traps!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to watch your back for those sneaky moggings…

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Crops Grown:	3751
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Animals Bred:	26

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

American Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to Hulk smash your way through the ultimate Minecraft server? Join us and become a true American hero like Hulk Hogan! Our server is filled with red, white, and blue blocks for you to build the most patriotic creations. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll gain the strength of a thousand bald eagles! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your American spirit in the most epic way possible!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Void Gems Collected:	22

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PixelatedPickle Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was a majestic sight to behold, let me tell you. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the spawn village. It was clucking madness!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Duck, a mythical creature that only appears to those who are truly worthy. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Duck will be blessed with infinite diamonds for eternity. Sounds too good to be true, right? Well, you’ll just have to join and see for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Overdesigned Holomem Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as simple and recognizable as Gura herself? Look no further, because our server is so easy to navigate, even a noob could do it! Plus, our dev_is are so cluttered with random stuff, you’ll be too busy laughing at their plushies to even focus on building. Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, creativity, and maybe even a few lego bricks along the way!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Potions Brewed:	106
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Buildings Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4