CranboySMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

InstaCrafted – Social Media Apocalypse

Apocalypse, end of social media, InstaCrafted, Media, Social, social media, social media addiction, social media behavior, social media communication, social media consequences, social media culture, social media disappearance, social media effects, social media future, social media impact, social media influence, social media marketing, social media platforms, social media relationships, social media society, social media technology, social media trends., social media users

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9047
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Crops Grown:	5022

Imagine a world where social media suddenly disappeared – no more selfies, no more memes, no more stalking your ex’s new relationship. Sounds like a nightmare, right? But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the chaos of a social media-less world and immerse yourself in a pixelated paradise!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, and embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of truth (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry creepers).

Forget about likes and followers – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many virtual chickens you can wrangle in a minute. So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft, where social media may have ended, but the fun is just getting started!

Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3

#venting, 1.21.3, ANNOYING, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, bitching, building, complaining, constant complaining, dissatisfaction, Drama, emotional outbursts., excessive talking, negative energy, Negativity, online content, ranting, repetitive content, self-absorbed, Stream, streaming, toxic behavior, Unhappy, unproductive

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8117
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	203
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Bro, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual therapy session but with blocks and creepers.

You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.

Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.

Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.

BralessGymWarrior

braless at gym, BralessGymWarrior, gym attire, gym attire controversy, gym behavior, gym clothing, gym comfort, gym confrontation, gym dress, gym dress code, gym dress code dispute, gym embarrassment, gym employee, gym etiquette, gym experience, gym outfit, gym rules, gym workout, refusing to wear bra, underage person

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	312	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29

Are you tired of boring gyms where they make you wear a bra just to workout? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! We embrace freedom and comfort, so feel free to let those pixels bounce around without any restrictions.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.

Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?

So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!

BlockDreamz

achievement, Adventure, BlockDreamz, creativity, daydreaming, discovery, Dream car, dream home, dream job, Dream lifestyle, dream vacation, Exploration, imagination, meditation, mindfulness, Nature, personal growth, Relaxation, self improvement, success, travel

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1082
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies…non-sexual ones, of course!

Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

AI Monster Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalyptic, Artificial Intelligence, computer-generated, Cyberpunk, dark fantasy, Digital Monsters, Dystopia, FANTASY, Future, generated monsters, Horror, LAIN, machine learning, Monster, Real World, Realm, scary AI, Sci Fi, simulation, Technology, Videos, virtual reality

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8590
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	152	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Astral Projections Made:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83

Yo, imagine if those creepy AI monsters from the videos decided to come to life and take over the world like in that anime Lain! But don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos and build your own epic world.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!

NoInkForStepkid

acceptance, aita, Asshole, baby, Body, Boyfriend, care, child, children, family, Honor, love, name.., NoInkForStepkid, relationship, Rocky, rocky relationship, sibling, stepchildren, stepfamily, tattoo

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2771
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Animals Bred:	104	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
New Chunks Explored:	417877	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Come join our server where we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!

And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!

So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!

LonelyCraft

alienated, disregarded, friendless, ignored, ISOLATED, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, ostracized, outcast, shunned, signs of being disliked, social rejection, unaccepted, unacknowledged, unappreciated, uninvited, Unloved, unpopular, unvalued, unwanted, Unwelcome

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2703
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	209
Enchantments Applied:	250	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

This server is online. server minecraft

argue, banner, description, Minecraft, ONLINE, Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9220
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Towns Built:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Come in to just go through minecraft.

Can’t we argue?)

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ColonyState SMP

aged 15+, Ars, ColonyState, Create, Custom, Discord, dungeon mods, Duping, farmers delight, Griefing, Modded, Modpack, Players, PvP, season reset, smp, stealing, Terralith, The Graveyard

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1329
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PVP allowed on the server?	No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
What mods are included in the custom modpack?	The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
Are there any age restrictions for players?	The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

1.21.3, action, aid, alone, Assistance, care, comfort, compassion, Empathy, Heat, Help, Humanity, intervention, Kindness, lone, moral duty, neglect, rescue, RESPONSIBILITY, Stand, suffer, Support, WANDERER

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2152
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

1-10 scale, current mood, emotional state, emotional well being, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal check-in, ScaleOf10, self appraisal, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self rating, self reflection, self review, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-judgment, self-perception, smp

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5775
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Villages Defended:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

BookNerd451

book characters, book discussion, book lovers, book memorization, book preservation, book quotes, book recommendations, BookNerd451, Bookworms, Censorship, classic literature, dystopian society, Fahrenheit 451, knowledge, Literature, memorize books, preservation, Ray Bradbury, reading, Thought-provoking

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	876
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Potions Brewed:	22	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

Alliance, Canada, CanuckCraft, CHARLES, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, friendship, Government, international relations, King, king charles, leadership, North America, Politics, response, solidarity, Statement, Support, Tantrum, trump, Unity, world news

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

Calcifying Coral Cove

alkalinity, atmospheric CO2 removal, Calcifying, calcifying organisms, carbon capture, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, CO2 absorption, coral, Cove, environmental impact, global warming, greenhouse gases, marine biodiversity, marine life, Ocean, ocean acidification, ocean chemistry, ocean conservation, ocean health, oceanic ecosystems

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6173
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

Vivid Voxel Quest 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, 2010 dialog, Account.., algorithm, anti woke, based companies, cop psyop, DEI, FAGGOT, Femboy, Furry, Garbage, Jewish, kikes, lgbtq flags, modern dialog, Normalfags, normalize nonsense, pepe the frog, piss me off, Quest, right wing, tranny, video games, vivid, Voxel

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7140
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Are you tired of YouTube recommending you weird shit like faggot tranny videos and furry shorts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the algorithm’s clutches! No more jewish-anti-woke garbage, just pure chaotic fun! Build your own world and say goodbye to based companies and their woke nonsense. Let’s create a new reality together, away from the kikes and their mind games. Join us now and let’s build a world where pepe the frog reigns supreme!

Players:	97/300	Votes:	6482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Crops Grown:	6044
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3